Mortician [Infinite]

New novel now available: My Little Beauty Had a Mishap While Gorging on Gossip at a Dating Show Coming soon: Who Wants to Play with You?! and Do You Like My Body? Please add them to your collections! Chen Xingyu is an undertaker. He washes and grooms the dead, fixes their hair and makeup, and sews them beautiful clothes so they can leave this world with dignity. Because of his profession, his relatives keep their distance and he has no friends, but he doesn't mind. Later, he enters a horror game: In a hospital, a female ghost suddenly appears, weeping tears of blood as she runs and jumps around, saying she wants to find her eyes. Chen Xingyu calmly washes the blood off the floor, then takes the ghost's hand and gently says, "Don't worry. I'll help you look for them and sew them back in." Around a corner, he encounters a girl in a tattered dress. She speaks eerily to the players: "Big brother, give me a hug." He scoops the little girl up, looks fondly at her grimy dress, and sews her a new one from scraps of cloth, even embroidering a Mickey Mouse on it. He strokes her hair and asks, "Do you like it?" A hand with only four fingers reaches out from beneath the bed in the middle of the night. Clutching a knife, it screams that its hand hurts, and tries to chop down anyone it grabs... He firmly grasps the mutilated hand, helps it find its severed finger, and even thoughtfully gives it a manicure. "Be careful not to let anyone chop them off again, okay?" Before long, Chen Xingyu realizes he keeps receiving strange little gifts: a worn-out hospital wristband, a jade clasp from a coffin, a rusty key smeared with some unknown liquid... The livestream audience watches as the monsters set down their key items, blush, and run off. Are we watching a horror stream or a dating show??? At last, one day, the game's ultimate boss appears before him. Chen Xingyu: Is there anything I can do for you? The BOSS points to the left side of his chest. "There's someone missing from here." Even if I forget everything, I will still seek you out without thinking, because your heart is here with me. * My own take on Heavenly Masters. All formations, spells, and talismans are entirely made up, so please don't scrutinize them. * All their childhood experiences are purely platonic. Their romantic feelings develop only after the receiver is an adult. * I fix typos from time to time. If the author's notes don't say so, you don't need to reread. Muah! Coming soon: Who Wants to Play with You?! Wen Ruan is beautiful and good at school, and has been treasured by everyone since childhood. He got into a prestigious university through his own efforts. The advice he hears most often isn't to study hard, but: If anyone bullies you, tell us! I'll (we'll) go beat them up for you! Wen Ruan: (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻... All right, I love you too. But on the very night of orientation, he somehow ended up in bed with someone. Blindfolded, he was a little white rabbit in the first half of the night, overpowered and ravished by a big bad wolf. In the second half, he was dressed in a little skirt and made to crouch in front of a floor-to-ceiling window, whimpering. The next morning, Wen Ruan ran away, his back and legs aching, his body covered in bruises. After shutting himself away for several days, he decided he couldn't let things go on like this. Wen Ruan knocked on the door of the sports department office. "T-teacher," he said nervously, twisting the hem of his shirt. "I heard you're a Brazilian jiu-jitsu black belt. I... I want to learn too!" - Yan Lingzhou was born with a silver spoon in his mouth. A genius since childhood, he also had a secret, little-known hobby: He enjoyed all kinds of intense, humiliating sex. Unable to satisfy those urges in real life, he could only let off steam through combat sports. As a result, he completed his studies and picked up several combat-sport championship titles along the way. On the day he returned to China, he unexpectedly ended up in bed with a guy who had just turned eighteen. They were incredibly compatible, but the other man disappeared without a word the next morning. Later, Yan Lingzhou happened to spot that freshman in the office of his high school best friend. The pretty, well-behaved young man looked like a little kitten, yet said he wanted to learn competitive jiu-jitsu to defend himself against violence. His best friend: "...You teach him?" Naturally, the lessons ended up in bed. Blushing, the young man used the techniques he'd been taught to fight back, while muttering: No little skirts... No dark rooms... I'm not a little white rabbit... Yan Lingzhou rubbed the little cat ears on his head and the fluffy tail behind him, gently coaxing, "All right, none of that. Ruanruan will always be my sweet little kitty." One morning later on, Wen Ruan rubbed his aching waist and regretted everything as he rolled around in bed. Why did the world have cat nurses, cat prisoners, and soft little kitties stranded in the apocalypse? Couldn't I just be a normal kitty? Coming soon: Do You Like My Body? In an endless dungeon, the BOSS tortures players, and the ground is drenched in blood. A player clutches a precious item, gravely wounded and sprawled on the ground, his eyes full of unwillingness. As he teeters on the brink of death, a young man crouches beside him. Spring mountains for brows, peach-blossom eyes. His eager gaze makes it seem as though he's looking at a fish that would be discounted if it died. Player: ...Save me. You can have the item. Ji Ning: No need. I'll take it anyway once you're dead. Don't worry, I'll treasure it. Back home with the item, Ji Ning happily toys with it. Suddenly, there's a knock at the door. It's the handsome guy who's just moved in next door. He has a slight deficiency in one particular area, but he's handy and great at dirty talk. Ji Ning likes him a lot. "Dinner's ready." The handsome man bends down to kiss him. "Did you buy more collectibles?" "Mm-hmm!" Ji Ning takes out the item and smiles as he strokes it. "Isn't it beautiful?" - The Divine Realm The Revered God awakens from ten thousand years of slumber and discovers that, at some point, his body has shattered into pieces, which have fallen into dungeons on some planet. The clues point to a beautiful young man, who seems to be missing a... dining companion. [Extra Scene] After dinner at the handsome man's place, Ji Ning contentedly rubs his stomach and takes out his newly acquired item to show off. "Big brother, look." He squeezes the item. "Isn't it fun?" With the young man's hand wrapped around his private parts, the Revered God's gaze gradually deepens. He takes the item and whispers in his ear, "That's not how you use it. I'll show you." The next day, Ji Ning rubs his aching waist and shoves the handsome man beside him. "You call that being no good?" The Revered God rolls over and gives him a deep kiss. "The more of me you find, the better I'll be. Do you want to keep looking?" Ji Ning: Well, naturally... the more, the better? Theme: Everyone deserves to be treated with sincerity.