[Half-Price V, the ending came very suddenly, so I sincerely recommend buying chapter by chapter with caution. Also check out my upcoming novels, "Surviving the Apocalypse by Opening Mystery Boxes" and "Working Part-Time as a Delivery Driver in Human Society." Their blurbs are at the very bottom. If you're interested, visit my author page and add them to your favorites!]
What does it feel like to wake up and discover you've become a dinosaur, a species that went extinct hundreds of millions of years ago?
Lin Yanning: Thanks for asking. The first thing I did was repeatedly explain to my dad that I really wasn't wearing a mascot suit to fool him.
*
Not long after turning into a dinosaur, Lin Yanning discovered that he was also bound to an interdimensional livestream System. Only by livestreaming his daily life and that of another world, and gathering enough affection points, could he turn back into a human.
The other world was full of dinosaurs. Lin Yanning had just dreamed about being chased by one and falling off a cliff: ...
The System, on its first day on the job, realized something was wrong and hurriedly opened its shop. "Look at this Tree of Life that can restore vitality to your world! Look at this lush, primeval forest! As long as you have enough affection points, you can buy a Tree of Life whenever you like, and bring as many people into the forest as you want. Doesn't that sound tempting?"
Lin Yanning, successfully persuaded: I don't want to, but it's offering way too much!
*
After weeks of professional training, Lin Yanning confidently volunteered to enter the world full of dinosaurs, ready to get revenge on behalf of his dream self.
That day, he tracked down every dinosaur there was: the ones eating, the ones sleeping, the ones flying in the sky, and the ones walking on the ground.
After the stream ended, several topics related to Lin Yanning shot up the trending charts one after another.
#What Exactly Are Those Ugly-Cute Creatures#
#Dinosaurs Extinct for Hundreds of Millions of Years Appear in a Livestream#
#Primeval Forests That Used to Exist Only in Textbooks#
#Lin Yanning: The Honey Badger Disguised as a Dinosaur#
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In the year 5066 of the interstellar era, dinosaurs had been extinct for hundreds of millions of years, and green plants were growing ever scarcer.
So when people first saw a streamer using dinosaurs and forests as a gimmick, bewildered onlookers said, "Who is this tiny streamer? What a shameless publicity stunt."
Not long after, the people of the interstellar era were camping in the livestream every day, crying out:
Let me see that beautiful, feathered dinosaur one more time!
Show more of that flower!
When are you finally opening the place to visitors? Streamer, get moving!!
Watching the affection points pour in, the System was stunned. "Astonishing! You can really finish a mission this quickly?"
[Highlights]
1. Some of the dinosaur types in this story are real, and some are made up by me.
2. They may have the same names, but the dinosaurs will be much cuter. The protagonist's dinosaur form is the cutest of all!
3. The protagonist's love interest is his childhood friend, not any dinosaur.
4. The setting is a peaceful, harmonious future interstellar society with no fighting.
A lively, affectionate, endlessly energetic and mischievous bottom x a calm and composed top who can never do anything about the bottom
1v1, both each other's first love
[Blurb for the upcoming novel "Getting By with Mystery Boxes"]
Jiang Shuzhou grew up in the countryside and studied hard to get into college. His family told him to focus on his studies and never go back to farming. Then he got bound to a strange gardening System.
The System's mission was to grow all kinds of plants. How to complete the tasks was unknown, and so were the rewards. It didn't even come with a starter pack.
But Jiang Shuzhou already had a little vegetable garden on his balcony, so he thought, "No big deal. I can just plant some more."
However, he had barely scattered a handful of vegetable seeds when the apocalypse arrived. Zombies were slamming against his front door.
Jiang Shuzhou: ? Damn it, did you give me the wrong golden finger or what!!!
But after he grumbled his way through prying a crystal core of unknown use from a zombie's brain, the System, silent for a long time, finally spoke.
[Special fertilizer required to grow plants detected. System activation complete.]
[First mission: Successfully grow any ten kinds of vegetables.]
[Mission rewards: Mystery boxes x10, Plant Cultivation Space x1]
Though he had no idea what the mystery boxes from the System would contain, Jiang Shuzhou dutifully grew his vegetables.
And then...
The tomatoes Jiang Shuzhou grew yielded [The All-Purpose Red Medicine: Are You Dead Yet? If Not, Eat This. Even the King of Hell Can't Keep You When It Can Bring You Back to Life]
The baby bok choy yielded [The Green Hat Has Combat Power, So Why Not Max It Out? Strength-Enhancing Hat]
The potatoes yielded [Give Me Some Pressure and I Can Blow Up a Whole Building: Enhanced Potato Baby Land Mine] mystery boxes
The cucumbers yielded [The Ultimate Compression-Board Experience: Dare to Use This Extra-Large Spiked Club?]
[...]
Jiang Shuzhou: I feel like something's broken in you.
The first time Qin Yuye met Jiang Shuzhou, he was surrounded by a horde of zombies in every possible state of decay, while Jiang Shuzhou sat on the roof of an off-road vehicle, leisurely munching on corn.
The second time Qin Yuye met Jiang Shuzhou, it was outside a small base. Faced with a group of ill-intentioned people, Jiang Shuzhou calmly set down the spatula he was using to stir a pot of radish soup.
After meeting Jiang Shuzhou for the third time, Qin Yuye could no longer put up with this hamster spirit who did nothing but eat during the apocalypse. He simply dragged him back to his team.
He had always thought that although Jiang Shuzhou was skilled in a fight, he was either a hamster spirit or genuinely a few cards short of a full deck. Otherwise, why would he spend all day eating, and eating vegetables that couldn't provide much energy at that?
Until one day, he saw with his own eyes Jiang Shuzhou snap a radish in half and pull a miniature rocket launcher out of it.
Qin Yuye: ?
Theme: Protecting the environment is everyone's responsibility
This system is too versatile, and the things sold in the system store are very lethal. What's this? This is someone who clearly has the power to destroy the world but still has to rely on his own strength!
Help, I have been suffering from diarrhea for the past two days. I am so weak that I can hardly lift my hands. I will not update today. I will wait for a day and continue to update tomorrow.
Just buy it and then it's gone? Confused
It ended so unexpectedly, so shocking
! Gone! It's gone!
"Voice brings these" is a big bug for the author ~ With
Hahaha, if anything happens, call mom immediately!!!
I feel like the relationships between the characters are a bit confusing and I can't tell who is who.
Dinosaurs don't have external ears, so how do they catch their ears?
Is this a finished article???