My Secret Identities in the Variety Show Love Triangle

After seven years of hard work, Xiao Jing has become a Best Actor, a King of Singers, and a top-tier star idol, playing three roles with one face. He only needs to become a top-tier variety show celebrity under his own face to collect all four entertainment-industry crowns and successfully extend his life. Then the System goes offline. With a quarter of his health bar left, Xiao Jing steels himself and goes on a variety show. When filming begins, he's stunned.

Would you look at that: the guests include all the rivals, friends, and admirers of his various secret identities!

On a wilderness survival show, the Best Actor secret identity's old friend, a Best Actor himself, confronts Xiao Jing: "What's your relationship with Pei Jing? Are you imitating him? Don't think you can get his attention that way. I'll always be his best friend."

I'm imitating myself?

Xiao Jing replies awkwardly: "...Yeah, sure."

On a new season of a King of Singers competition, the rival of his King of Singers secret identity cheers him on from the judges' panel: "I've never liked Gu Jing. Replace him, take him down! You and I will be the Kings of Singers of the future. I believe in you!"

I'm taking myself down? What a beast!

Xiao Jing gives a stiff smile. "Thanks, I guess!"

On an idol survival show, a fan of his top-tier star idol secret identity picks a fight with him: "Washed-up nobody, stop piggybacking on my idol's fame. I'll punish you on Huo Jing's behalf. My idol will definitely thank me when he finds out!"

I'm piggybacking on my own fame?

Xiao Jing gives a tired smile. "I'm so lucky to have you."

After Xiao Jing appears on countless variety shows and becomes a top-tier star in the genre through his own abilities, netizens suddenly realize that the King of Singers writes songs for him, the idol choreographs for him, and only the Best Actor holds his ground and never pays him any attention.

When netizens urge the Best Actor to stay away from Xiao Jing, Xiao Jing accidentally switches accounts and uses his Best Actor secret identity's account to cheer himself on.

Fans: ? Brother Pei, blink if you've been kidnapped!

The System suddenly comes online with the trending topic: #Let'sDigIntoTheRelationshipBetweenVarietyStarXiaoJingAndPeiGuHuo#

Netizens mock him: Would you look at that, leeching off three top-tier stars at once! This washed-up variety show celebrity has no shame!

Later, Xiao Jing posts a makeover video.

After seeing his incredible makeup skills and shoe-lift tricks for themselves, netizens are stunned: Would you look at that, one person becomes four top-tier stars in the entertainment industry. So you're the master of time management!

After successfully extending his life with the aura of all four entertainment-industry crowns, Xiao Jing is visited by the Xiao family. "Xiao Jing, your dad was too naive back then and got tricked, so he couldn't keep you."

Xiao Jing: "A naive fifty-five-year-old man? What a shameless old guy!"

Theme: Work hard, stay grounded, and keep moving forward.