[Fate Series] After Failing to Embrace a Carefree Reincarnation, My Guardian Spirit Forced Me into 996

Also known as: After Reincarnating as a Radish, I Realized I Was a Mutant Broccoli

When you're unlucky, even drinking cold water can make you choke. Getting slashed eighty times just for stepping outside is a small matter. But waking up to find I'd been reincarnated in ancient Israel was something I never expected. It's about as ridiculous as "My dad is Solomon, and one of my mom's suitors is an evil god"...

Think I'm making this up? No, every word is true.

Unlucky Master No. 1: I will give the world to you. Stay with me forever, my prince!

Unlucky Master No. 2: If my wish is to die, will you kill me, Rehoboam?

Unlucky Master No. 3: So, Little Flower, are you telling me that after you were stabbed to death, you reincarnated as King Rehoboam, seduced your dad's guardian spirit, and eventually became a Heroic Spirit, but still couldn't stay dead?

Rehoboam: It's not my fault that my first friend in a new world is always the BOSS, right?

Professor Lev: Of course, my dear friend, Rosen-Achim.

A familiar classic, version 1.0

Demon King: No one can beat me except King Solomon when he was alive!!

Some Doctor: Hey, Dad, someone's picking on me. It's your magecraft formula from a parallel world.

Version 2.0

Rehoboam: My dad loves me, my dad doesn't love me, my dad loves me, my dad doesn't love me... [repeating forever]

Solomon: Rehoboam is such a handful. I need to figure out a way to keep my son in my pocket at all times.

Anonymous New Game Plus Gil: You guys are so embarrassing.

The pairing evolves into Gil being remade after becoming humanity's king, then serving as Solomon's guardian spirit.

The Holy Grail Wars take place across all kinds of worlds. Expect plenty of chaotic plotlines and hair-raising twists, but the final pairing won't change.

The mediocre protagonist's specialties are sweet-talking and showing off.

Theme: No one can be unlucky forever