The Yao Immigration Bureau: No Singles Allowed

My new novel, Strange Things Followed Their Keeper Out of the Game, is now out. Please add it to your reading list! Synopsis: Ao Xiang woke up to a spiritual qi revival that had turned the human world upside down. He was now the only adult Yinglong in existence. His kind was nearly extinct, his husband had run off, and the egg he'd been carrying was gone! Feeling terribly guilty about losing their baby, Ao Xiang packed up and headed into the human world to look for it. He couldn't find the baby, but he found its father first. The baby's father wore a sharp suit, was incredibly handsome, and was rich beyond belief, but he refused to acknowledge Ao Xiang. Ao Xiang: If the baby's father was the one who lost our baby, I don't want to acknowledge him either QAQ Feeling guilty.jpg The new Demon Realm had just been established. To prevent the demon clans from causing trouble, Yin Shang, a big shot at the Demon Administration Bureau, was sent undercover to the New Demon Realm Immigration Bureau. On paper, the New Demon Realm Immigration Bureau was a state-owned company staffed by civil servants. In reality, it was a strange private firm. The boss was hopelessly lovesick, the deputy boss was a womanizer who left lovers everywhere, and every employee was strange in their own way. They handled things with more and more casualness. A three-hundred-year-old demon wanted to immigrate? No! Wait, is that a gorgeous fox demon? Fine! Someone wanted to keep both nationalities and wouldn't take no for an answer? Arrest them! Wait, their true form is the boss's beloved flower? Fine! Working at this weird private firm, where everything depended on looks and the boss's mood, Yin Shang slacked off with an expression of icy indifference. One day, he interviewed a silly little dragon. He had no money, his man had run off, and all he could do was pitifully say it was his fault. He was just like an innocent young woman who'd been emotionally manipulated. Yin Shang wasn't into husbands, but the little dragon was so cute. It wasn't his fault he'd been bullied! The single big shot shamefully fell for him: So cute. I want to take him home. Lately, the nonhuman forum had been buzzing with a juicy rumor: the cold, almost sexless big shot Yin at the Immigration Bureau was said to have a thing for husbands and was happily playing dad. To find his unofficial son, he'd completely abandoned his lazy office-worker ways and kept stepping in to solve problems, helping demons find jobs and catch ferocious beasts... He asked everyone he met if they'd seen a dragon egg about this big. But even after doing his best to find the baby, his little dragon husband still couldn't forget the baby's biological father. What if he treated Yin Shang like a substitute? Yin Shang kept his expression composed. He found an excuse to tease the dragon until the corners of his eyes reddened, then asked hoarsely, "Do you like me or the baby's dad?" Ao Xiang tremblingly offered the dragon claw at the end of a branch-like limb for the big shot to pet. He clutched the hem of his little skirt pitifully, trembling all over as he whimpered, "B-but the baby's dad is you." Ao Xiang: QAQ When will the baby's dad stop being mad and focus on finding our baby? [Author's notes] 1. Thanks to Jin Guan for the commercial license. The dragon is gorgeous. 2. This is entirely fictional, and most of the content is my own interpretation. If you want to argue, you're right. 3. The shou is a god and doesn't need morals. It's enough for the gong to have them. 4. One-on-one romance, both are each other's first and only, happy ending. Check out my latest completed novel: My Nonhuman Husband Returned from an Infinite-Flow Game [Interstellar], please add it to your reading list! Humanity has entered the Interstellar age, and humans and demons are marrying more often than ever. Yet the demon clans' birthrate keeps hitting new lows. To ensure the continuation of their kind, the upper echelons of the Demon Realm issued a marriage decree, requiring their big shots to set an example. The first target was the fiery young widower Ling Guang. As one of the Four Divine Beasts, Ling Guang, the Vermilion Bird, had a sleek, stunning figure. He was famous in the divine-beast community as a fiery beauty, and countless people coveted his looks. He never yielded to threats or persuasion, and love held no sway over him. He'd been a widower for years, and anyone who dared lay a hand on him would lose their life. The demon leaders waved their hands: For the sake of the demon clans, go on a few blind dates! To help the great god move on from his grief, the demon leaders carefully arranged countless potential matches, ranging from short-lived humans and great demons of his late husband's clan to eldritch gods from beyond the realm and alien visitors... As the candidates became increasingly outrageous, Ling Guang pointed at one at random. "Come on, let's go register our marriage!" The innocent candidate, who'd just happened to be passing by without a disguise: ??? Ao Qing was an SSS-rank actor in the Infinite System. He went from playing an expendable NPC to becoming the final boss, with countless top-tier character cards at his disposal. When he finally quit, he took his character cards and chose a peaceful, stable Interstellar society in which to retire. No one expected the Interstellar world to have forced blind dates, too. What started as a casual date ended with him falling in love at first sight. But what should he do when his date showed little interest in him and was devoted to remaining a widower??? Ao Qing could only pull out his top-tier character cards and use different disguises to take up countless spots on the date roster. From an esper big shot and the ancestral god of the dragon clan to an eldritch god from beyond the realm and an alien insectoid... Every single candidate was him. Ao Qing pursued his husband in disguise with remarkable success. At long last, he won his beauty's heart. Then he watched his husband climb out of bed each day with trembling legs, wobble over, and burn incense at his late husband's memorial tablet. Ao Qing was furious. He pinned his husband in front of the memorial tablet and blurted out the dirty line he'd just learned: "Honey, does your ex know how good we're having it?" Ling Guang: ... Question: What do I do if my boyfriend comes back to life, doesn't remember me, and has multiple personalities? Thanks for asking. I'm a big shot in the Demon Realm. My late husband just fell in love with me at first sight, but he seems to have split into an esper big shot, the ancestral god of the dragon clan, an eldritch god from beyond the realm...and many other identities. He gets jealous of his own memorial tablet every day and pins me down to ask if I know how good he feels. Ling Guang: ...Help. If he keeps being this jealous, my back is going to break. A doted-on, teary rabbit shou who acts sweet and charming x a lazy, self-willed, obsessive dragon gong who's gentle on the outside and dark within Theme: Give everything you've got to reach the goal you want