The Straight Man's Dramatic Little Husband

New works coming soon in Dada's collection: The Stubborn Husband of the Fake Young Master and The Crybaby Makes the General Cry Blurb: Geng Yao was a man who liked women. He swore he wasn't gay. After transmigrating, he found himself with a male fiancée. How could he describe this fiancée...? People in Ning'an County described the match this way: a beautiful flower stuck in a pile of cow dung. Of course, the fiancée was the flower, and Geng Yao was the dung. Geng Yao, the cow dung, really didn't want to be stuck with a beautiful flower. A ger could bear children, sure, but wouldn't that mean seeing a brother every time he went to bed? But as soon as he brought up breaking off the engagement, his parents gave him a beating together, leaving his backside in tatters. And his fiancée was still his fiancée. Geng Yao secretly arranged to meet the male flower he barely knew. At first sight: fair skin, stunning looks, long legs. Blushing, he softly called him Brother Geng. Geng Yao: ... Well, aside from the extra part, he was practically made from the stuff of Geng Yao's heart. But he did have that extra part. Geng Yao brought up breaking off the engagement, and the male flower readily agreed. They could each go their own way, and he'd go home and tell his father about ending the engagement. But before Geng Yao could even make it home, he heard that the male flower had returned home in floods of tears and thrown himself into a river after being humiliated. Geng Yao: ... Is this male flower a little drama queen? After they married, Geng Yao asked, "What do you even see in me?" The little drama queen replied, "I just like how stupid you are." Yan Yao had once secretly gone to the street to watch his butcher fiancé at work. The man swung a cleaver with his powerful arms, chopping through bones without leaving a single scrap behind. Yan Yao's heart had trembled. If he ever hit someone, wouldn't he kill them? Before Yan Yao had figured out how to break off the engagement, the man had asked to meet him and said he didn't want to marry him. He didn't want to marry him! Yan Yao was thunderstruck. How could a man like that look down on him? Was he stupid? Yan Yao's family was wealthy in the county seat, and his dowry included fertile land and shops. If the man married him, he wouldn't have to butcher pigs anymore. Bonus Scene: Yan Yao wept as he held a length of white silk. "You said before that you don't like gers, only women. Then I'll hang myself and make room for her, so you can have your wish." Geng Yao looked at the heavily pregnant person wobbling on a stool, trying to hang the silk, and nearly jumped out of his skin. "My dear ancestor, I was wrong! Didn't you like that new hairpin at the Emerald Pavilion? Look, look, I already bought it for you." Yan Yao looked at the hairpin he pulled out and asked calmly, "All right, tell me. Where did you get the money you were hiding?" Geng Yao: Uh... ★★★★★ Please show this novel some love and add it to your collection! Coming soon: The Stubborn Husband of the Fake Young Master The capital's biggest playboy, the Minister of Revenue's legitimate son: Wang Xiumo. He teased cats and dogs, picked fights and caused trouble. The memorials impeaching the Minister of Revenue piled up by the catty, all because of this son. Then one day, a conspiracy from the past came to light, and Wang Xiumo was revealed to be the fake young master, switched at birth with the real one. On that day, the rain poured down. The once-arrogant Wang Xiumo had his legs broken and was thrown by the city gate. From then on, he was just another beggar in the capital, with no one knowing how glorious his past had been. Li Gouzi was a ger from Li Village. His father was dead and his mother was sick. Afraid he couldn't care for Li Gouzi, she spent the family's last money to hire a live-in son-in-law for ten taels of silver. But how had the son-in-law suddenly become a dragon? Apparently, he was the Minister of Revenue's son. Li Gouzi had been stubborn since childhood, the sort whose wits were a little slow. All he knew was that his family had spent ten taels of silver. After settling his mother in, he packed some food and headed to the capital to demand that his husband return home and live with him. This ger ate and slept right outside the main gate and wouldn't leave no matter how often they tried to drive him away. The real young master had become a laughingstock in the capital, and he snapped, "You hired a son-in-law from the Xu family. I'm a son of the Wang family. What good does it do you to drag me along...?" Li Gouzi thought it over and let go, deciding the man had a point. After finishing his last piece of dry bread, Li Gouzi went to look for his husband in a corner, checking the shoulders of the beggars one by one. The man had said his husband had a butterfly in the hollow of his shoulder. Bonus Scene Something new had happened in Li Village. Li Gouzi had gone all the way to the capital and brought back a disabled beggar, saying he was his husband, the live-in son-in-law his family had hired. "Oh, oh, have you seen Gouzi's husband? He's disabled, and I hear he can't even eat or drink on his own. Gouzi has to pry his mouth open and pour rice gruel in." "Of course I've heard. He's so ungrateful. Gouzi feeds him, and he still curses at him! He tells Gouzi to kill him if he's got the guts." "I just came back from Gouzi's place. The son-in-law was tied up with cloth stuffed in his mouth. Gouzi said he was afraid he'd try to kill himself." Later... "Oh, oh, Gouzi's husband looks so handsome with his face washed. Just like those rich people from the city." "Have you heard? Gouzi's going door to door to tell everyone his husband gave him a new name, Jingyang. He says we can't call him Gouzi anymore, or his husband will be unhappy." P.S. His legs will get better later. Theme: Whatever the world's rights and wrongs, I have a clear conscience.