Kangxi's Silly Consort Comes from the Stars

Technology has advanced so quickly that humanity has lost its most basic sense of pain. Yi Mu, the youngest major general in the interstellar forces, receives a brand-new assignment. Enter a full-immersion game to collect data on pain and record bugs. According to historical records, ancient humans divided pain into twelve levels. The twelfth level was childbirth. Among the few surviving records about historical figures, interstellar scientists find the man who had the most children: Kangxi, who fathered an astonishing fifty-five children on his own. Under the watchful eyes of the interstellar scientists, Major General Yi Mu lies down in a full-immersion pod. When she opens her eyes again, she finds herself facing a gleaming bald head. He asks her what she wants. Yi Mu answers honestly: "I've come to have a child with Kangxi." Kangxi, with his gleaming bald head, goes through a whole range of expressions. The woman is pretty, but how can she be so bold as to say something so scandalous in the middle of the street? The Forbidden City is about to get a silly consort. That silly consort stood in the middle of the street and said she wanted to have a child with Kangxi. Oh dear, how embarrassing! But then again, her father, a low-ranking scholar, died saving the emperor. Our emperor is so merciful! He really did bring her into the palace. Kangxi: ...My heart is bitter. Before I agreed, I didn't know she was a fool. 1: An emperor must keep his word, or the Censorate will submit a memorial. 2: Have a little fool. Kangxi reluctantly chooses the latter. But... He never expected the little fool to be so clever, nor did he expect her to be so foolish. When she's being clever, the Crown Prince beams and says, "Imperial Father, look! This is the toy Consort Mu sent me. She says it's called a rudimentary mech." When she's being foolish, she bites into a hard-shelled shrimp, then looks up at you with wide, innocent eyes. "It's not tasty. It kind of scratches my mouth." Content note: People grew up in different eras, so some readers may find the heroine a little silly. Theme: Live in the present.