The Big Boss Keeps Using His Secret Identity to Flirt with His Wife

"It's all a little joke played on the world."

"This is so boring. You're the only one who catches my eye." The Big Boss advanced step by step, a cocky, flamboyant smile on his face. "Will you give in now, or in a few seconds... after I've kissed you until you feel like you're drowning?"

"Xiao Lin, I finally have you. Do you know how many people I've defeated along the way for this moment..."

"Wait." Chi Lin struggled to push his hand away. "First, tell me... who are you?"

The two silently stared at each other on the rooftop for three seconds.

Chi Lin: "...So you're Shang Yanqi, president of Theseus's Ship, messenger of the Nameless, former hero, founder of the Society, guardian of the Peaceful Laws, Watcher of the Long Night... the self-proclaimed mature guy who takes a plush toy everywhere and would die without emojis?"

Shang Yanqi: "...That's right. Thanks for the assessment, Chi Lin: infiltrator, informant, first-class intelligence agent, pride of the motherland, the Society's number-one double agent, a ruthless liar who deceives his own people, wielding two battle axes to hack at anything uneven while claiming to be a delicate holy cleric."

Chi Lin: "..."

Shang Yanqi: "..."

Chi Lin: "You must be exhausted. Isn't it tiring to keep up so many secret identities every day?"

Shang Yanqi: "...You didn't have this attitude when you called yourself my 'biggest fan.'"

Chi Lin: "That was on the assumption you were human. But you're not a person, and you have no shame."

Shang Yanqi: "..."

"If you turn back, I can still forgive you." Chi Lin drew in a breath of cold air and slowly let it out. "Stop resisting, and let's start over and do this properly, "

Before Chi Lin could finish, the man in front of him swept him up in his arms.

Billions of subworlds twisted, howled, and shattered beneath their feet. Souls wept in torrents, all destroyed by a cold flame that consumed everything.

He felt a light kiss land on his lips, and arms tighten around his waist.

"It's too late. There's no turning back now." Shang Yanqi's smile glimmered in the moonlight. "Trust me, accept me... and fall with me."

#A story that gradually unfolds, layer by layer, starting in a reality that grows increasingly broken before entering the game world;

#He uses secret identities to flirt with his wife, and sooner or later they'll backfire;

#Welcome to an installment of Tea, Cigarettes, and Rewriting the Blurb for a Whole Day (I ended up changing it into a skit after all);

#I really can't come up with anything else this time! Working hard to update daily, with bonus updates from time to time;

Other details:

A carefree, confident, flirtatious, self-proclaimed reliable genius top VS an equally intelligent, timid but sharp-witted cutie bottom. They're both a little crazy; mutual affection, mutual salvation;

1v1, both first-time partners, happy ending; alternate modern setting; includes infinite-flow elements, written to satisfy the author's own tastes;

Theme: Born in darkness, protecting the light