With Child

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That's right, we have two children.

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Xianjun Boxing and Mojun Yangchen have been sworn enemies for a thousand years.

Their cultivation levels are evenly matched. They fought to a draw in all three battles between the Immortals and Demons over the past thousand years, each ending without a clear winner.

Now it's time for the fourth battle, and everyone is hoping the two will finally settle things once and for all.

But after their fight, the Xianjun goes into seclusion for three months. Once he emerges, he takes care of some matters with his sect, then disappears without a trace.

The Mojun continues swaggering around the Demon Realm, full of life.

Everyone assumes the Xianjun lost this time, until, after all word of him vanishes, news arrives from the Demon Realm that the Mojun has also gone into seclusion.

Huh...? The Immortal Sects and the Demon Realm argue over what happened, until a year later, when the Xianjun returns carrying a tiny child who looks exactly like a miniature female version of himself!

At the same time, the Mojun emerges from seclusion with a little girl who looks exactly like him.

Xianjun/Mojun: That's right, she's my daughter. I gave birth to her myself.

The immortals and demons think to themselves: How else could she look exactly like you?

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Cool and gentle senior disciple x resilient junior disciple

Boxing x Yangchen

They both pursue and bear children for each other, one each.

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"Senior Brother, just give in to me."

"...All right."

--My neighbor's ongoing story, Coming Out to Each Other--

CEO: "Man, you're playing with fire!"

Prince: "Guards, drag him away and slap him twenty times!"

You two have the wrong scripts. Start over, start over.

CEO: "I've rented this whole sea of flowers for you. Please settle the bill, thank you."

Prince: "Look, I've conquered this kingdom for you... What kind of ridiculous line is that? Why would I give him my kingdom?"

CEO: "I don't want it either, thanks. Please settle the bill for the flowers. That's one hundred thousand taels of silver."

Sorry, sorry, you've got the wrong scripts again. Could you two start over?

CEO: "I'm done. This is so annoying. Come on, Lao Chu, let's go home and drink."

Prince: "You're a grown man, stop bouncing around. Hey, slow down, you old rascal!"

People from ancient and modern times transmigrate into each other's worlds.

Prince Chu Ning, CEO Meng Xia.

Sorry if this hits any of your squicks. The pairing is mutually pursuing, with no fixed roles~

--My friend Zhizhou Nan's upcoming xianxia story--

Jiang Huan has been an intern in the Immortal Realm for years and has finally gotten a chance to become a full-time employee.

The High God says Jiang Huan must first descend to the mortal realm and undergo a few trials to prove his resolve.

He nods repeatedly. It's just a trip to the mortal realm to undergo some trials. He comes from a good family and his resolve is unwavering. It'll be a piece of cake.

Once he enters the mortal world, Jiang Huan loses it. Why aren't these trials as easy as promised? This is making his hair fall out!

Yin Buke is a little immortal in the Immortal Realm, a man of tranquil spirit who desires nothing and embodies the ways of the Dao.

When he hears Jiang Huan is going down to the mortal realm to undergo trials, he raises an eyebrow and says:

"My junior brother is going down to the mortal realm to undergo trials. How could I not give him a hand?"

Chaos reigns, and the dogs are barking.

His sworn enemy has offered to help him.

There's no way he's up to any good!

Jiang Huan curses: "Who's your junior brother?"

Yin Buke calmly retorts: "The one who has cultivated for all these years without becoming an immortal. That's who my junior brother is."

Jiang Huan: "If you're so bored, go mess with your flowers and plants. Why go down to the mortal realm and bring trouble on yourself?"

Yin Buke: "How is helping my junior brother on the path to immortality bringing trouble on myself?"

Fate has its appointed time. After hardship comes sweetness.

Yin Buke acts on a whim, and Jiang Huan's fate changes once more.

Jiang Huan: What trials? I'll kill this scoundrel first!

Yin Buke: Things are so miserable in real life, yet you have such beautiful dreams.

Jiang Huan: ...Stop talking until you've staunched the blood on your own body.

In a dream, one forgets one is merely a guest, indulging in a fleeting moment of pleasure.

A story about sworn enemies who bicker and fight until they end up together.

Theme: No matter what happens, keep a positive and optimistic attitude.