The Demon Lord Is Carrying My Baby [Book Transmigration]

*Completed! Xiao Xihe transmigrates into a xianxia novel as a female cultivator of the Hehuan Sect. From the start, she is poisoned and has only thirty days to live. To survive, she must cultivate with a man of pure yin constitution. As far as she knows, there seems to be only one man in the entire book with that constitution: The Demon Lord Xie Zhaixing, sealed away in Backshade Valley by all the immortal sects. Everyone knows that Xie Zhaixing is devious, treacherous, and shameless... and that he loves to eat. To stay alive, Xiao Xihe sneaks into Backshade Valley with pots, pans, and a feast's worth of ingredients, then nervously proposes a deal. Xie Zhaixing: Why should I... Xiao Xihe cooks eight dishes in half an hour and respectfully sets them before him. Xie Zhaixing: ...Fine. Sealed away, Xie Zhaixing has no spiritual power and can never leave Backshade Valley. Xiao Xihe plans to clear the remaining poison from her body and then slip away, cutting all ties with him for good. But before their final cultivation session, she realizes they're missing a tomato for dinner. Xie Zhaixing brushes off his sleeve and, right in front of her, removes the sealing talisman to go look for one. Xiao Xihe: ??? Xiao Xihe: !!! When Xie Zhaixing returns with the groceries, the pots, pans, and his wife are all gone. It takes him three days to realize he's been abandoned. Furious, he tears up the seal and searches everywhere for her like a rabid dog. The cultivation world is abuzz, wondering who this person could be to make him hate them so much. Xiao Xihe hears the news and spends the next two years nervously hiding from place to place, but eventually he corners her. Xie Zhaixing wears a black cloak that conceals his figure. "So you seduced me and abandoned me? You abandoned your husband and child?" Xiao Xihe: "I didn't, I swear... I can understand the husband part, but where did the child come from?" Xie Zhaixing pulls open his cloak, revealing a slightly rounded belly, and grits his teeth. "You have Qushou blood. Why didn't you tell me sooner?" Xiao Xihe is stunned. Qushou, an auspicious beast said to bring many children and many blessings. It is said that anyone with its blood can make a man pregnant. This is not a gender-reversal story. The heroine just happens to have certain skills maxed out. The Demon Lord is very powerful, the pregnancy lasts well over ten months, and the baby isn't born in the usual way. My next novel, now open for preorders: Book Transmigration: I Win Over the Great Demon King by Using My Imagination. If you like it, please add it to your collection! Blurb: Jiaojiao transmigrates into the xianxia novel she wrote, becoming a cannon-fodder disciple of the Hehuan Sect, offered up to the Demon King Huo Xiao. The only way she can return to the real world is to sleep with Huo Xiao and become the mistress of the Demon Palace. But... The first few who tried were all killed. She has the desire but not the courage. The most she dares to do is imagine herself succeeding: Huo Xiao has a few extra drinks. Her: Oh, here we go. He's about to get drunk and take me by force, rip my clothes off, and pour wine over me... [Five hundred words omitted.] Huo Xiao walks up the stairs. Her: Hold me, right now. Let's go up and down together... [A thousand words omitted.] Huo Xiao kills someone. Her: What a ruthless, sexy beauty. Let me find out just how wicked you are... [The entire Jinjiang website omitted.] After fighting his way through the Three Realms, the Demon King Huo Xiao finally grows tired of his invincible, endless life. He bathes, changes his clothes, and lies drunkenly beneath a peach tree, ready to fade into stillness. But the moment he closes his eyes, he hears a voice in his mind: "Sleeping by yourself doesn't count. If you're so capable, sleep with me, blah blah blah." The blah blah blah is the process of sleeping together, in vivid and passionate detail. Him: ? #ThisIsInteresting# #IWon'tKillHerYetLetsSeeHowFarShe'llGo# #TurnsOutTheresNothingSheWon'tImagineEvenIfItCantBeShownOnScreen# A short-tempered, world-weary great demon king whose limits are pushed every day vs. a little oil stick who thinks that if the world had only one color, it should be yellow. Theme: Keep striving and be a good person.