Please, Just Fight the Boss

The Demon King, Misha, has been having a hard time lately. As the Demon King assigned by the divine realm to live among humans, he is a trial the gods have prepared for the hero. Only after the hero defeats him can he return to the divine realm. Every day, he looks forward to the hero making his way to the Demon King's castle. But three years have passed. His hero still hasn't left the starting village. Longing to get off work early, Misha has no choice but to take matters into his own hands. He transforms into the hero's companion and tries to guide him down the proper path. But no matter how hard he tries, the hero keeps doing strange things. He watches helplessly as the hero farms, buys groceries, fishes and resells his catch, growing richer and living better and better, buying one house after another in the royal capital, without showing the slightest intention of going to the Demon King's castle. Misha finally can't take it anymore. If the hero won't come to the Demon King's castle, then he'll reveal his true form and go to the hero himself. So Misha spreads his wings in front of the hero and reveals his fearsome Demon King form. Misha: "Bet you didn't see this coming! I'm the, " "All right, all right." The hero pats his head. "I know you're the Demon King." Misha: "..." Wait, this isn't how the script is supposed to go! When did the hero figure out he was the Demon King?! [Reading Guide] 1. Pure comedy. Every setting and plot point exists to serve the jokes. 2. The pairing is Hero x Demon King. Why not check out my upcoming novel too?~ After My Jealous Master Catches Me (Coming after I finish The Nitpicker~) Xie Zhiyu has six veins of demonic blood in his body. To avoid bringing trouble to his sect, he left as a young man and ventured deep into the demonic realm, searching for a cure. The Demon Lord told him that to cure his illness, he first needed to become a demon and soak in a blood spring, then undergo a complete transformation. Xie Zhiyu followed the instructions, but at the final step, the immortal cultivators attacked the demonic realm. He was bathing naked when his sword-wielding master, Shi Wuyan, arrived. The situation was awkward. Xie Zhiyu was mortified. He didn't dare let his refined and noble master know he'd become a demon. While he was at a loss for what to do, Shi Wuyan gritted his teeth and asked what exactly his relationship with the Demon Lord was. Xie Zhiyu immediately found a new way to make something up. "I'm an elder of the Hehuan Sect," Xie Zhiyu said. "I just have a little physical relationship with the Demon Lord." Shi Wuyan: "..." - Shi Wuyan saves Xie Zhiyu's life, takes him back to the sect, and tries to force him back onto the righteous path. But Xie Zhiyu can think only of the blood spring at the Demon Lord's home. He needs a complete transformation. He needs to cure his illness as soon as possible. He has to defy his master and make him give up on him for good. So Xie Zhiyu adopts the airs of an elder of the Hehuan Sect, follows his master around every day, and spouts made-up nonsense while giving the world his advice. Xie Zhiyu: I know that guy. Shi Wuyan: ... Xie Zhiyu: I know that guy too. Shi Wuyan: ... Xie Zhiyu: I just can't control myself when we cultivate together. Shi Wuyan: ... - Shi Wuyan is furious. Before going out each day, he wants to inspect Xie Zhiyu from head to toe. His collar can't be crooked, his hairpin has to be plain, he must speak properly, he can't flirt with anyone, and he can't show more than an inch of his neck. But Xie Zhiyu insists on doing the opposite. Shi Wuyan tells him to behave and abstain from desire, but he insists on flaunting himself, practically flirting right in his master's face. He lifts Shi Wuyan's chin and speaks softly: "Master, we of the Hehuan Sect, " Shi Wuyan: "..." Shi Wuyan is so angry his teeth ache. It's vulgar. It's tacky. But every move gets under his skin. The disciple he raised with his own hands. Of course, only he gets to see him. Theme: Promote peaceful coexistence among the different peoples of another world and improve their lives