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[Important content warning: Female characters appear in this story. Regardless of whether they're male or female, there are women. Whether the characters are actually women doesn't really matter, it's not important, but I did forget to clarify that in the story. If you can't accept that, please don't open it. Don't turn this into a moral issue. I don't have any strange complexes like hating women, so don't label me. I'm very grateful to you all.]
Chi Ye, an extreme sports enthusiast, had an accident while participating in an extreme sport and was reborn in the insectoid world.
The good news was that he had become a privileged, precious male insect, and he came with a System golden finger.
The bad news was that all the male insects here were pretty-faced weaklings with violent tempers who enjoyed beating and scolding female insects.
The even worse news was that as soon as the System finished binding itself to him, it told him he had only three days left to live. If he wanted to extend his life, he had to complete System missions.
Chi Ye: ...A trial version?
To live to a ripe old age, Chi Ye decided he might as well do the missions and keep his head down.
[System notification: Within 30 minutes, express your affection to your female spouse. At least 30 characters are required. The mission will be complete once you receive a response, and you will be rewarded with five hours of life. Failure will deduct all of your remaining life.]
Chi Ye: System, did you get a bug? I'm a single guy. Where would I get a female spouse?
Five minutes later, Chi Ye was told that he had been selected by Major General Wen Se Houston of the Empire, and was about to become the male spouse of this insect world's idol, the Empire's Sword.
Chi Ye, who had suddenly acquired a wife, thought about it for a long time. In the end, he had no choice but to give in to the System. Watching the clock, he called his future wife.
“Hello, I'd like to speak with Major General Wen Se Houston.”
“Mm, that's me.”
Hearing the cool, clear male voice on the other end, Chi Ye stared at the phone receiver in his hand.
[What the hell? Isn't this a male insect?] Chi Ye was dumbfounded.
[System notification: Three minutes remain before the mission deadline. Host, please complete the mission as soon as possible.]
[I'm straight! I'm not into men!] Chi Ye panicked.
[System notification: Two minutes and 36 seconds remain before the mission deadline.]
Chi Ye gave in.
Whatever. His life mattered more.
“Major General Wen Se, I'm sorry to interrupt your work. I called just to tell you that I'm very glad to be destined to marry you, even though it hasn't happened yet.”
[System notification: 50 seconds remain before the mission deadline.]
“Anyway, time stretches out before us, but you're worth the wait. I'm Chi Ye. I look forward to getting along with you.” Chi Ye blurted it all out in one breath.
The other person didn't reply.
Only when there were three seconds left before the deadline, just as Chi Ye's heart was about to stop, did a soft “All right” come through the receiver.
[System notification: Congratulations, you have completed the mission and received five hours of life. Your remaining lifespan is now three days and five hours. Keep up the good work, Host!]
Chi Ye hung up and let out a deep sigh.
That was more extreme than extreme sports. What a pain.
Extra scene:
They say male insects hate female insects because when they soothe a female insect with their pheromones, they experience the fear of feeling their lives ebb away.
Chi Ye scoffed. That's it?
Chi Ye invited a group of male insects to a cliff.
The male insects stared in confusion at the strange equipment set up near the edge.
Without a word, Chi Ye strapped them into harnesses one by one...
That afternoon, the female insects who came to pick up their male spouses found a huge crowd of male insects huddled behind the castle's enormous iron gate, clutching the bars and gazing wistfully outside.
When they spotted their female spouses, they all rushed into their arms like fledgling swallows returning to their nests, shedding tears and sobbing as they crashed into their spouses' chests.
The female spouses: What happened? Are these really their arrogant, domineering male spouses?
Chi Ye gave them a mysterious smile. “Having trouble in your married life? Visit our Wen Ye Extreme Sports Center. One course of treatment, and you'll get a thoughtful, gentle male spouse.”
Reader's Guide:
1. A sunny, handsome “straight guy” transmigrates into the body of a violent, pretty-faced male insect. The male lead is a gentle, direct pursuer who overthinks things and is a little dark-hearted. The female lead is a cool-headed, strikingly beautiful major general who is shy and innocent inside.
2. One-on-one romance, male lead's point of view. A simple, sweet story about everyday life and little things. The author is obsessed with details, so the pacing isn't fast.
3. The setting is entirely made up, with all sorts of elements mixed together. There are really, really lots of original worldbuilding details! (Note: There are both men and women. Although this is a BL insectoid story, women do appear. If that's a dealbreaker, don't force yourself to read it.)
4. The leads are mainly focused on their romance. This is a relationship-driven story with no grand ambitions. At most, they'll open an extreme sports center for fun. There probably won't be any intense equality movements or wars.
5. You don't have to read it, but please don't be hurtful. Let's communicate in a friendly, harmonious way.
6. Please add it to your favorites!
Other upcoming stories. Add them to your favorites!
Male lead's point of view:
The Moonlight Has a Bit of a Problem
His condition is called lust!
The Demon Lord Refuses to Eat Dog Food [Book Transmigration]
Food you make yourself tastes the best!
Female lead's point of view:
A Pretty Beta Slacks Off and Goes Viral on a Dating Show [Book Transmigration]
All I wanted was to slack off, but I ended up having to fall in love!
When a Guide Transmigrates to a Normal World
There are crazy people in the normal world, too, but I'm a professional!
Theme: Love life!
It is not recommended to pre-order the whole book. You can stop when you see something you don't like. It is recommended to pre-order until chapter 60-70 to avoid discomfort. (It is better to read the article first to avoid pitfalls.)
Without a follow-up to Zoan, I feel like his character can be written more
After reading this chapter, I was reminded of the term "suspension bridge effect". The suspension bridge effect means that when a person is nervously crossing a suspension bridge, his or her heartbeat will speed up involuntarily. If he happens to meet another person at this time, he will misunderstand the accelerated heartbeat caused by this situation as the physiological reaction of the other person to make his heart beat, so he will develop feelings of love for the other person. (The above explanation comes from Baidu)
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, only the mouth is the hardest in the whole body
If you bully your wife, be careful if your wife ignores you in the future and point fingers at you JPG.
Brother Ye, he's too weak. Wenther can still hold him and walk back to the room.
Audience before jumping: Who are the tourists?
Audience after the jump: Who is Ikeno?
After thinking about it, the audience said: "It's actually me"
As expected of Chi Ye, he will never stop dying if his words are not shocking.
Congratulations on the completion! The first book is fully ordered. I really want to read Zuo's extras. Woohoo.
It ended suddenly, I want to see Zuo's follow-up,
It is not recommended to pre-order the whole book. You can stop when you see something you don't like. It is recommended to pre-order until chapter 60-70 to avoid discomfort. (It is better to read the article first to avoid pitfalls.)
Without a follow-up to Zoan, I feel like his character can be written more
After reading this chapter, I was reminded of the term "suspension bridge effect". The suspension bridge effect means that when a person is nervously crossing a suspension bridge, his or her heartbeat will speed up involuntarily. If he happens to meet another person at this time, he will misunderstand the accelerated heartbeat caused by this situation as the physiological reaction of the other person to make his heart beat, so he will develop feelings of love for the other person. (The above explanation comes from Baidu)
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, only the mouth is the hardest in the whole body
If you bully your wife, be careful if your wife ignores you in the future and point fingers at you JPG.
Brother Ye, he's too weak. Wenther can still hold him and walk back to the room.
Audience before jumping: Who are the tourists? Audience after the jump: Who is Ikeno? After thinking about it, the audience said: "It's actually me"
As expected of Chi Ye, he will never stop dying if his words are not shocking.
Congratulations on the completion! The first book is fully ordered. I really want to read Zuo's extras. Woohoo.