Pre-release: The Green-Tea Liar's Real and Fake Males [Insectoid], blurb at the end.
[Blurb]
Luo Song transmigrated to a planet of Insectoids, becoming a powerful male with strong mental abilities.
He accidentally discovered that he could sense emotions through their corresponding colors.
Blue meant melancholy and sadness, green meant calm and ease, purple meant evil and hatred, red meant anger and fury, pink meant love and affection, and yellow... well... yellow meant yellow.
Luo Song had no desire to take part in the population-increase program. When tests revealed that his rank was extremely high, he learned that higher rank meant more perfect looks, a defining trait of male Insectoids. With no mate, he had to earn money on his own and hire bodyguards to keep him safe.
An idea came to him, and he created a male Insectoid sharing platform.
The platform's tagline was: No male partner? Can't get near a male Insectoid? Being ignored by your crush for a long time? Come to the Male Insectoid Sharing Platform! Male Insectoid Song Ge is online to chat with you, play games with you, wake you up with a morning voice message, and help you fall asleep with a good-night message. Virtual companionship, anonymous and worry-free, to ease your troubles and give you a healthy Insectoid life!
With his special ability, Luo Song helped many Insectoids with their emotional struggles. Thanks to his gentle, empathetic manner and perfect looks, he became the most popular male Insectoid top-tier star on the interstellar network.
While making a fortune, he also ran into plenty of problems.
Why were male Insectoids turning pink and yellow for him too?
Why were his clients' emotional colors changing gradually?
Why had another one come along with a color splashed across it?
Today's client was even more ridiculous. Why was his emotional color transparent?
Brave Luo Song wasn't afraid of challenges. Watch him win them all over, one by one!
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Song Ge is so handsome, like a perfectly rendered character!
Song Ge's voice is so nice. He woke me up again today!
Song Ge is so gentle. There's no better male Insectoid. He can sense every Insectoid's emotions!
Every day, Almos heard the military females praise Song Ge, the virtual celebrity.
Their most common greeting had even become, "Did you manage to book a session with Song Ge today?"
Unable to stand it any longer, Almos anonymously booked a virtual companionship session.
That male Insectoid named Song Ge, or no, perhaps a female Insectoid pretending to be one and scamming people. He would catch him red-handed, expose him, and get the money his subordinates had been cheated out of back!
The military females noticed that their superior, Almos, had changed. He used to hate male Insectoids most of all, but now he had joined Song Ge's fan club.
Not only that, their superior had taken out his entire savings and spent it on virtual companionship.
Most absurd of all, he even wanted to use the entire Insectoid race as collateral to buy out the Male Insectoid Sharing Platform!
Almos: He's not a scammer. He's just even more perfect than I imagined.
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1v1, happy ending.
The main story and the blurb might not have quite the same feel...? (scratches head)
Pre-release: The Green-Tea Liar's Real and Fake Males [Insectoid]
After a car accident, Luo Ze's eyesight dropped to 0.04. He was classified as legally blind, one step away from complete blindness.
After eye surgery, he was wrapped in bandages and had nothing to do but sleep to pass the time.
He went to sleep and woke up again, only to find that he had transmigrated to the Insectoid world, a place with many females and few males, where males were superior to females.
Let me say thank you! How is a blind person who knows nothing about the world supposed to survive?!
Fortunately, a female Insectoid took Luo Ze home and gave him plenty of good food and drink, taking great care of him.
Luo Ze: At first, I kept thinking the other person wanted something from me and was treating me like a VIP. But then I thought about it, and I have nothing.
I'm so touched. What a good person!
It took time for Luo Ze to realize that something was wrong. The other person was always taking advantage of him!
Never mind. The favor was pretty big, so repaying it with myself might be okay. Besides, I can't see anyway, so with the lights off it makes no difference.
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The starship carrying the imperial prince was attacked, and the prince went missing. The imperial family was furious. The prince was an S-rank male Insectoid, and the whole empire had to turn over every stone to find him.
Two months later, the missing prince was found on a remote planet. The news was heartbreaking: he was blind and had lost all his memories.
The imperial family called in the best doctors to treat him, and eventually his eyesight was restored.
However, the prince, who remembered nothing, had changed quite a bit in personality and wanted to break off his long-arranged engagement.
The imperial family couldn't allow this kind of scandal!
Then, before one problem was settled, another came up. A female Insectoid showed up claiming to be the prince's spouse!
The imperial family's Insectoids could no longer sit still. What on earth was going on?
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Luo Ze somehow became a prince and began living an even more luxurious, comfortable life as a slacker.
But he wasn't ungrateful. He still remembered the female Insectoid and missed the days when they hugged, cuddled, and lifted him into the air.
Fortunately, the female Insectoid couldn't live without him either and came looking for him.
Well... how should he put it? His eyesight had been 0.04 before, but he hadn't been completely, totally blind. So where was the mole on the female Insectoid's chest?
People really pretended to be someone else these days?
This is ridiculous. Get dressed and get out!
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When Morsas returned home, he discovered that his blind male partner was gone. He frantically searched for him and followed the few clues he could find, only to discover that his twin female sibling, Nilsas, had been plotting this for a long time.
His male partner was now the exalted imperial prince, and his once-lifeless eyes shimmered with light.
Nilsas stood beside the prince. The warm, harmonious scene stabbed Morsas in the heart.
Morsas turned to the dark side on the spot.
He would either win his male partner back or die!
When Morsas stood in front of Luo Ze again, the imperial prince threw his arms around him, to Morsas's surprise, and grumbled softly, "What took you so long? Even the impostor was quicker than you. My eyesight is back, so don't turn out the lights tonight. Let me get a good look at you."
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1v1, happy ending.
Double-yolk egg = twins. Once again, the focus has ended up in a strange place (cough).
January 9, 2023. Blurb to be revised.
Theme: Discover your strengths and stand on your own two feet.
Wow! I have never seen three coins worth so much!
Look at me before: I only had three coins, pointing and reluctantly clicking the button.
Me after watching this: Wipe my mouth gracefully ~ Ahem, it's delicious, please order another 100 million
Oh, classmate Ah is jealous again. Don't worry, classmate Ah. As a Chinese, Luo Song is very dedicated (he is also very greedy for you), and the Chinese people's xp is white (silver) hair.
I don't understand, but I'm spreading flowers. It was fine in the past, but it has become worse and worse since the proposal ended up being dragged to a different race. The ending is completely incomprehensible. I am currently following another story, hoping that this will not happen again.
Good guy, this plot is unexpected. I thought that Classmate A was an extremely special, colorless, and extremely beautiful Shi-Wing. I didn't expect it to be a different species of Zerg. So is Classmate A's female father another type of Zerg? Or is classmate A wandering around?
Luo Song, classmate Ah has already identified you, and this will never change in his life. You left without leaving anything behind. When you two met again, both of you ended up talking loudly. Of course, it was mainly you. After all, I expected Menghulu to open his mouth. It was as good as the sky (Classmate Ah has a lot of criminal records and his brain circuitry, you two better talk)
Give me some more toys, hehehe, I want to see the chubby roses^ω^
So awesome, the stream of consciousness is perfect, so great hehehehe^ω^
I don't understand, why do you want to add a past life setting at the end?
Stuck here? ? ? Madam, how can you sleep? Get up quickly and update.
Good guy, madam, you are very good at jamming. People want to see what you say (rolling and acting cute????)
WwwSo Almos used Luo Song to survive on his own while he was dormant?
Wow! I have never seen three coins worth so much! Look at me before: I only had three coins, pointing and reluctantly clicking the button. Me after watching this: Wipe my mouth gracefully ~ Ahem, it's delicious, please order another 100 million
Oh, classmate Ah is jealous again. Don't worry, classmate Ah. As a Chinese, Luo Song is very dedicated (he is also very greedy for you), and the Chinese people's xp is white (silver) hair.
I don't understand, but I'm spreading flowers. It was fine in the past, but it has become worse and worse since the proposal ended up being dragged to a different race. The ending is completely incomprehensible. I am currently following another story, hoping that this will not happen again.
Good guy, this plot is unexpected. I thought that Classmate A was an extremely special, colorless, and extremely beautiful Shi-Wing. I didn't expect it to be a different species of Zerg. So is Classmate A's female father another type of Zerg? Or is classmate A wandering around? Luo Song, classmate Ah has already identified you, and this will never change in his life. You left without leaving anything behind. When you two met again, both of you ended up talking loudly. Of course, it was mainly you. After all, I expected Menghulu to open his mouth. It was as good as the sky (Classmate Ah has a lot of criminal records and his brain circuitry, you two better talk)
Give me some more toys, hehehe, I want to see the chubby roses^ω^
So awesome, the stream of consciousness is perfect, so great hehehehe^ω^
I don't understand, why do you want to add a past life setting at the end?
Stuck here? ? ? Madam, how can you sleep? Get up quickly and update.
Good guy, madam, you are very good at jamming. People want to see what you say (rolling and acting cute????)
WwwSo Almos used Luo Song to survive on his own while he was dormant?