Ling Buqi transmigrated while checking his college entrance examination results.
The System told him that he had transmigrated into a melodramatic novel from a certain gay romance site, where the protagonist was loved by all the tops. As long as he captured every top in the story and completed the legendary Eight-Boat Jump, he could receive a huge bonus and transmigrate back to his original world.
Ling Buqi condemned the System for bringing him over at such a time. What if he had gotten into one of the nation's top universities? Wouldn't the System be ruining his future?
The System lovingly told him: Don't worry, sweetheart. I checked your results for you. You can pack up and head to the factory.
Ling Buqi: ...
*
The System also told Ling Buqi that he could earn capture points as long as he succeeded. He could exchange the points for items in the shop, and he could also draw lots. If he drew a grand prize, he could directly obtain a fortune and return to the real world.
So Ling Buqi used the points he had earned from capturing the gloomy, sickly-obsessive painter, the dragon-descended CEO, the genius hacker junior, and others to draw lots. At last, he obtained a BGM exclusive to him: cheerful music played whenever he walked, and a sorrowful violin automatically sounded whenever he was sad.
Ling Buqi: ...
*
Rumors had long circulated that the dragon-descended CEO really was a dragon, and that the gloomy painter who called himself a dark rat was actually a rat.
Ling Buqi never believed rumors, until the gloomy painter fell asleep with his head in Ling Buqi's lap and turned into a gray fancy rat. Then Ling Buqi saw a seam around the dragon-descended CEO's neck and could not resist pulling off his head covering, revealing an enormous dragon's head...
Ling Buqi: ...
*
The System suddenly told Ling Buqi that it had actually been lying to him all along. His ex-boyfriend had dissociative identity disorder, all these people were his ex-boyfriend's personalities, and Ling Buqi was inside his ex-boyfriend's mental world. Now he had to choose one of them.
Ling Buqi looked at the fish in his pond, all gazing at him eagerly. “...Can I have them all?”
*
“System,” Ling Buqi suddenly asked, “you actually want me to kill them, don't you?”
Reading Notes:
A comedy focused on the top, with a fragmented bottom
Abstract, comedic, optimistic top X various bottoms
Everyone is pure. This is an abstract product created for jokes and entertainment.
Theme: Stay optimistic and positive no matter what happens (?)
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The Many Consequences of Adopting Your Enemy’s Child
Mr. Lin Wants Love [Book Transmigration]
The Wizard and His Doll [Osomatsu]
Unfinished
The Life of Er Lu
The Life of Er Luzi 2
You Have to Steal Your Wife
Er Lv's Life 3
Steps Toward Heaven
The Life of Er Lu, Part 4
The Fugitive Deity Is Returning [Infinite Flow]