The Fugitive Deity Is Returning [Infinite Flow]

Lan Qingxuan was a poor, lonely wage slave. After quitting his job, he went home, planning to lie flat with his "pet" for a while.

But just as he lay down, a mechanical voice pulled him into an escape game. Inside, some people were panicking, others were calmly thinking up escape plans, and Lan Qingxuan was the only one leaning in a corner, smoking.

An auntie couldn't stand it and advised him, "Young man, you can't be so lazy!"

Lan Qingxuan lazily lifted his eyelids. "Well, we're already here."

Auntie: "..."

*

After entering a stage, Lan Qingxuan, who'd been single for years, suddenly found himself pursued by a mysterious young woman. They kissed and embraced, one thing after another. Lan Qingxuan was blushing and his heart was racing from all the teasing. Just as it seemed romance was finally blooming, he felt something she had in common with him.

After a suffocating silence and a long stare,

Lan Qingxuan asked, "...Why are you a guy?"

The "young woman" shyly replied, "You have it, so it must be a good, good thing. I want one too."

Lan Qingxuan: "..."

*

The days in the stages passed with more thrills than danger. Hong Zhu, Lan Qingxuan's follower, suddenly noticed that his master, who always remained calm, dodged grotesque monsters with ease, and acted out romantic stories in horror stages, had inexplicably gone to a hair salon and dyed his hair green.

Hong Zhu asked what was going on.

His cheap master lamented bitterly, "He only likes me because my face looks like his!"

Hong Zhu: ...Speak plainly.

Cheap Master: I might look like the early-deceased unrequited love he never got over. It's over, I'm a stand-in!

Lazy, eccentric fallen god seme x clingy, stuttering bottom

The romance and plot are split evenly, pure romance, one-on-one.

Ensemble cast; the stages don't affect the escapees' real lives.

Jealousy Stage: Family of Three, complete

Gluttony Stage: Saint Jeanne Hospital, in progress...

Theme: Young people today should be responsible, not lie flat, and face life with a positive attitude.