The pheromone matching rate between Qu Linfan and Gu Miu is less than 1%. In order to avoid their parents' pressure to get married, the two got married together to live together. We have been married for many years and have been at odds with each other, and finally decided to divorce.
The reasons for the two parties are as follows -
Qu Linfan: He never smiles at me
Gu Miu: He won't cry in front of me
In short, personality incompatibility caused by conflicting pheromones
During the divorce period, Qu Linfan encountered a plane crash and was reborn and returned to high school.
At that time, he and Gu Miu were just ordinary classmates. He was the Beta, a mediocre bastard in the class, and Gu Miu was the favored Alpha who was the best in moral, intellectual, physical, artistic and labor. The two of them exchanged three sentences in total in one semester.
"Give me a moment and sweep the floor."
"Give me a moment and erase the blackboard."
"Excuse me, hand out test papers."
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One day, Qu Linfan accidentally came into contact with Gu Miu's pheromones and differentiated into an omega years in advance! What Qu Linfan didn't expect was that he would become an Alpha pheromone tear incontinence patient - he would lose physiological fluid when he smelled Alpha pheromone.
Before his rebirth, Qu Linfan, who had never shed a tear even when he was in love, turned red-eyed in front of Gu Mao...
Qu Linfan quibbled: "I am a tear incontinence patient. I am not crying because of your pheromones..."
Gu Miu put away the pheromones, took some time to smile and said, "Okay, now you can cry again and show me?"
Qu Linfan: "???"
Is this still the boring old Gong he knew?
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Qu Linfan spent several years figuring out that he and Gu Miu were not suitable for each other. After being reborn, he vowed not to have any contact with Gu Miu again.
I originally wanted to distance myself from Gu Miu in order to avoid a disastrous marriage, but instead I made a lot of jokes.
When everyone else ran to the basketball court to see the Alpha who the whole school wanted to marry the most
Qu Linfan glanced at this group of people who had never seen the world with special disgust.
Haha, what's there to see? I've touched his abdominal muscles countless times. It's not as good as you think. It's better to touch a squid.
Hey, isn't it just male hormones? I am very manly, okay? Wait a moment, I will secrete it first...
Tsk, little girls, you should read more, otherwise a random man will confuse you. Check out the National Anti-Fraud Center APP. I'm really worried that you will be deceived after you leave campus...
Just when everyone thought Qu Linfan really had no interest in Gu Miu
The next day, a photo of a certain omega being pinned down in a small corner by a certain Alpha, crying and kissing, went viral on the school forum.
Qu Linfan, the client, had his head filled with questions: Doesn't it mean that a pheromone match level of 1% will definitely lead to unhappiness? Why does he feel a little sweet? ? ?
Epiphyllum × Mint, poor students are attacked by × top students
①1V1, SC, HE, sweet text
②Double life
③ Shou has an avoidant attachment personality; Gong is not good at expressing emotions.
Motto: We are a perfect match