The Pheromone Paradox [Campus ABO]

Qu Linfan and Gu Miu have a pheromone compatibility rate of less than 1%. To escape their parents' pressure to get married, they once teamed up and rushed into marriage. After years of an unhappy relationship, they finally decide to divorce.

The two parties give their reasons:

Qu Linfan: He never smiles at me.

Gu Miu: He never cries in front of me.

In short, their personalities clash because their pheromones are incompatible.

During the divorce waiting period, Qu Linfan is caught in a plane crash and is reborn in high school.

Back then, he and Gu Miu are just ordinary classmates. Qu Linfan is an unremarkable beta troublemaker, while Gu Miu is an Alpha prodigy who ranks first in every subject. Over the course of a semester, they say only three things to each other:

"Move, I'm sweeping."

"Move, I'm cleaning the blackboard."

"Move, I'm handing out the tests."

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One day, Qu Linfan accidentally comes into contact with Gu Miu's pheromones and differentiates into an omega several years early! What's more, he becomes an omega who can't stop shedding bodily fluids when exposed to an Alpha's pheromones.

Qu Linfan, who never shed a single tear before, not even when he was worked up, finds his eyes reddening in front of Gu Miu...

Qu Linfan makes excuses: "I have a condition that makes me cry uncontrollably. I'm not crying because of your pheromones, sob..."

Gu Miu withdraws his pheromones and smiles at his leisure. "All right. Then cry for me again right now."

Qu Linfan: "???"

Is this really the same taciturn husband he knows?

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Qu Linfan once spent years figuring out that he and Gu Miu weren't right for each other. Reborn, he swears to have nothing to do with Gu Miu ever again.

He plans to keep his distance and avoid that disastrous marriage, but instead he ends up causing one ridiculous scene after another.

When everyone else runs to the basketball court to watch the Alpha most people want to marry,

Qu Linfan gives the crowd a deeply unimpressed look.

Hmph. What's so great about watching him? I've felt his abs countless times. They're not as amazing as you imagine. Grilled squid on an iron plate is better to touch.

Tsk. It's just male hormones. I'm plenty manly myself, okay? Wait a second, let me secrete some first...

Honestly, you girls should read more. Otherwise, any guy can leave you all dazed and dazzled. Have you heard of the National Anti-Fraud Center app? I'm worried you'll get scammed once you leave school...

Just as everyone is convinced Qu Linfan really isn't interested in Gu Miu,

photos of an omega being pinned in a secluded corner by an Alpha and kissed while crying make the rounds on the school forum the next day.

Qu Linfan, completely baffled: Didn't they say a 1% pheromone compatibility rate meant we'd definitely be unhappy? Why does this feel kind of sweet???

Epiphyllum x mint, poor student bottom x top student top

1. One-on-one, both are sexually inexperienced, happy ending, sweet romance

2. Both are reborn

3. The bottom has avoidant attachment; the top struggles to express his feelings

Theme: We were made for each other.