The new book "Infinite Flow Starts from an Egg", if you like it, you can save it~
He Yin, a poor man who participated in a drug experiment due to lack of money, even though he lost his memory when he woke up, he even mentioned the sequelae for two and a half pages, including:
The cracked egg swerved in mid-air and never landed in the frying pan.
The tablecloth he touched followed him like a dog. When he was happy, he stretched it into a flying carpet and scurried around. When he was sad, it drooped into a red hijab and haunted him everywhere.
While cooking, the words "Proficiency +1" often appeared in front of my eyes, and I was forced to unlock more than a dozen new postures.
He Yin: What kind of medicine are you trying? You might as well poison me to death! I want to make a rights protection call!
However, before the call was connected, he was sucked into the whirlpool.
It's already hard to survive in a dangerous whirlpool dungeon, and you also have to find time to deal with the sequelae of a lot of idiots.
[The unruly egg's attitude towards you changes from favorability to disgust, and you will not be able to crack any eggs from now on]
Villain (cracking the egg in question himself): He smashed me with an egg and still kept the egg from breaking. It's not easy! I stopped my horse and hugged my thigh instead. Brother, please let me know if you have something to do.
[Onions are angry with you and need to be comforted in time, otherwise they will curse you and make you cry all day long]
Audience: He is so stable, and he is not afraid at all when seeing such a terrifying scene.
Teammate: No, no, no, it's all an illusion. You didn't see him when he was crying!
[He was not appeased and decided to destroy the world]
He Yin:? ? ?
[The dining table realm has been opened, hold a banquet, offer delicious food, invite Him to enjoy it, appease His anger, and obtain His forgiveness]
His world has changed since then. Inside and outside the copy, he is always busy around a strange dining table.
At the end of the dining table, through a cloud of mist, a certain being held up his chin pityingly.
He Yin (waves away disgustedly): I tried my best to get here, not just to put myself on the dining table and become your meal.
Now, shut up! Sit down! Did I say you can eat it?
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One
There is a taboo in the world of demon cultivators:
Demon cultivators must be able to survive, and must not break through to the Rakshasa realm, otherwise they will be regarded as a threat and will be hunted down by the four Ascension realms in turn...
Jiang Ran was struggling, and he accidentally broke into the Rakshasa realm, but he couldn't wait for the bosses to chase him. Could it be that the bosses have slacked off recently?
The two dogs next door were ecstatic: I'll try it too!
If you try, you will die, and the grass on your grave will still be three feet tall.
Two
Five wastes came to Jiang Ran's coffin shop:
One: petite, thin, innocent, and needs to eat ten bowls of rice at a meal.
Second: A drunkard will die, and he will lie paralyzed at the door all day long!
Third: Take a break from bathing on the first and fifteenth day of the lunar month, and spend the rest of the time soaking your feet! Soak your feet! Soak your feet! !
Fourth: How many treasures of heaven and earth have been swallowed, but the cultivation waste has been lingering in the realm of ephemera for hundreds of years!
Fifth: A fool who has not developed his intelligence. Every day he is either in a daze or poking ants with a stick!
Jiang Ran: Either die or get out!
Three
The Tea House Alley in Daye has become a forbidden place among immortal cultivators.
A wooden sign was erected at the entrance of the alley, which read:
Those who enter this place are forbidden to open their heavenly eyes. Anyone who violates this will be responsible for the consequences.
A real person from Changchun didn't believe in evil, so he opened his heavenly eyes and went in for a walk.
Passing by a coffin shop, I saw a group of Ascension Realm bosses working for a little demon. They dropped a coffin board and got slapped on the palm?
Due to spying on too many secrets, his eyes were burned when he came out of the alley.
I was blind, but I was still in shock.
Four
A popular book in the human world recently is "The Book of Demon Burial"
The book talks about the weird funeral customs of monsters
A certain demon is parasitic in a certain demon's body, and the two live in symbiosis, but they must help separate them after death, otherwise they will quarrel underground and smoke will rise from the grave.
When a relative of a certain ethnic group dies, the family will make it into a dish and eat it together, and they will loudly discuss whether the dish is salty or not, otherwise it will be regarded as disrespectful to the deceased.
A certain ethnic group prefers to sew part of their deceased relatives on themselves as a memorial.
A child secretly read this book and cried every night from then on.
1V1, ending he
Thanks to Zhao Yilang for the cover
Purpose: Revere life
