Copywriting: "Evil Express, sure to deliver your life [infinite]"
The world collapses in just an instant.
There was an explosion sound above the clouds, and countless crystals fell like falling stars.
Only one sentence was displayed on all the electronic screens: Unfortunately, the copy of the inner world has completely collapsed, and your world has been contaminated.
Send back everything that does not belong to this world and reset the current world.
The Phantom Express Company came into being to bring order to the chaos, distribute packages, assign couriers, plan routes, and eliminate all disobedients.
The young man known as the man behind the Phantom Express told the cruelest truth in a childlike and gentle tone:
"Welcome to the era of universal delivery."
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When they met for the first time, the couriers looked at the teammate named Shen Li and shook their heads.
"I got lost three times when I went to the toilet. Even a straight road can make him walk through the eighteen turns of a mountain road! This road idiot will only drag us down!"
Until they watched the young man who was ignorant of the world walk all the way
Trampled the Blighted City
Swallowed the cursed candy
Caught the copper coin from the dream catcher
Burn the girl in the painting and lay a bouquet of flowers on the lonely grave
What a warm human being. The redeemed evil spirits worship devoutly like believers.
When they met again, the couriers rushed out from all directions and locked onto Shen Li's thighs as if they were seeing a savior.
"Boss, take me with you!!!"
Don't ask! The question is whether the max level boss still has a backer!
Inside the Fairy Express Company:
"Report to the boss, Shen Li is lost again."
"According to the original route, we will definitely not be able to complete the delivery task within the specified time. This time we can finally get rid of this thorn in the side!"
Ye Minglang: "Did you see the mountain in front of him? Blow it up."
"????"
Amidst the roaring sound of the earth shattering and the rolling heat wave, Shen Li received a message:
"Baby, look, the fireworks!"
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The moment he stood behind him and showed his face, countless demons and ghosts surrendered to him.
I can smooth the thorns for you, and I can also open up mountains and seas for you.
Gong, a tsundere who is full of evil and wants to become strong, ruthless and ambitious, vs. Shou, who looks like an obedient little rabbit but actually pretends to be a pig and eats tigers, and wants to become an ordinary person.
"You and I have different paths, but we hope to reach the same destination."
Thanks to Zhao Yilang for the cover~
New book follows "Infinite Flow Starts from an Egg"
He Yin, a poor man who participated in a drug experiment due to lack of money, even though he lost his memory when he woke up, he even mentioned the sequelae for two and a half pages, including:
The cracked egg swerved in mid-air and never landed in the frying pan.
The tablecloth he touched followed him like a dog. When he was happy, he stretched it into a flying carpet and scurried around. When he was sad, it drooped into a red hijab and haunted him everywhere.
While cooking, the words "Proficiency +1" often appeared in front of my eyes, and I was forced to unlock more than a dozen new postures.
He Yin: What kind of medicine are you trying? You might as well poison me to death! I want to make a rights protection call!
However, before the call was connected, he was sucked into the whirlpool.
It's already hard to survive in a dangerous whirlpool dungeon, and you also have to find time to deal with the sequelae of a lot of idiots.
[The unruly egg's attitude towards you changes from favorability to disgust, and you will not be able to crack any eggs from now on]
Villain (cracking the egg in question himself): He smashed me with an egg and still kept the egg from breaking. It's not easy! I stopped my horse and hugged my thigh instead. Brother, please let me know if you have something to do.
[Onions are angry with you and need to be comforted in time, otherwise they will curse you and make you cry all day long]
Audience: He is so stable, and he is not afraid at all when seeing such a terrifying scene.
Teammate: No, no, no, it's all an illusion. You didn't see him when he was crying!
[He was not appeased and decided to destroy the world]
He Yin:? ? ?
[The dining table realm has been opened, hold a banquet, offer delicious food, invite Him to enjoy it, appease His anger, and obtain His forgiveness]
His world has changed since then. Inside and outside the copy, he is always busy around a strange dining table.
At the end of the dining table, through a cloud of mist, a certain being held up his chin pityingly.
He Yin (waves away disgustedly): I tried my best to get here, not just to put myself on the dining table and become your meal.
Now, shut up! Sit down! Did I say you can eat it?
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Intention: Even if you are in the darkest place, you must believe that the light will eventually come!
Reader comments
Xiao Mian: "You really have a crush on me!"
Let's open abo for the next one. It feels like I haven't watched it in a long time
Xiao Mian: "You really have a crush on me!"
Let's open abo for the next one. It feels like I haven't watched it in a long time