Infinite Streaming Starts with an Egg

Pre-receipt of "My Invisible Roommate", a different kind of unlimited streaming, please collect it~ See the copy below. He Yin, a poor man who participated in a drug experiment due to lack of money, even though he lost his memory when he woke up, he even mentioned the sequelae for two and a half pages, including: The cracked egg swerved in mid-air and never landed in the frying pan. The tablecloth he touched followed him like a dog. When he was happy, he stretched it into a flying carpet and scurried around. When he was sad, it drooped into a red hijab and haunted him everywhere. While cooking, the words "Proficiency +1" often appeared in front of my eyes, and I was forced to unlock more than a dozen new postures. He Yin: What kind of medicine are you trying? You might as well poison me to death! I want to make a rights protection call! However, before the call was connected, he was sucked into the whirlpool. It's already hard to survive in a dangerous whirlpool dungeon, and you also have to find time to deal with the sequelae of a lot of idiots. [The unruly egg's attitude towards you changes from favorability to disgust, and you will not be able to crack any eggs from now on] Villain (cracking the egg in question himself): He smashed me with an egg and still kept the egg from breaking. It's not easy! I stopped my horse and hugged my thigh instead. Brother, please let me know if you have something to do. [Onions are angry with you and need to be comforted in time, otherwise they will curse you and make you cry all day long] Audience: He is so stable, and he is not afraid at all when seeing such a terrifying scene. Teammate: No, no, no, it's all an illusion. You didn't see him when he was crying! [He was not appeased and decided to destroy the world] He Yin:? ? ? [The dining table realm has been opened, hold a banquet, offer delicious food, invite Him to enjoy it, appease His anger, and obtain His forgiveness] His world has changed since then. Inside and outside the copy, he is always busy around a strange dining table. At the end of the dining table, through a cloud of mist, a certain being held up his chin pityingly. He Yin (waves away disgustedly): I tried my best to get here, not just to put myself on the dining table and become your meal. Now, shut up! Sit down! Did I say you can eat it? I want to read "My Invisible Roommate" next time, and I want to collect the next one "After Swapping Life with the Mountain God"~ The leasing platform has newly released a shared rental information. It has three bedrooms, one living room, one kitchen and two bathrooms. The environment is pleasant and the rent is cheap. The master bedroom faces south and has plenty of light. My roommate has superpowers and is invisible, but he pretends he doesn't exist. Yu Luan happily moved in and lived with him peacefully for several years. Until one day a colleague came to the house as a guest and told him that it was a haunted house. "Superpowers? Isn't that a euphemism for haunted?" "Not only will your roommate become invisible, he will most likely appear when he encounters a Taoist priest!" Yu Luan has a little secret. Every night when you fall asleep, you transform into an object in the infinite world. Sometimes it's a hypocritical machete: thank you for the invitation, it's bleeding, it can't cut anyone, and the blade shakes into wavy lines. Sometimes it's an alarm clock: I'm not fucking good at counting seconds, so I tell you what time it is! Believe it or not. After falling asleep one day, he turned into a refrigerator in a haunted house. In order to avoid being misused, he wrote a sticky note on his face in advance: Please don't put anything other than three dishes and one soup into my mouth. Thank you! Then he saw his roommate appearing in front of him with a human head. He tore off the sticky notes with an expressionless face, opened the refrigerator door, and stuffed his stomach full of stumps. When she woke up the next day, Yu Luan was holding the toilet and vomited till the sky was dark. Suddenly, his roommate came out and glanced at him: "We only slept together once and you're pregnant?" Intention: Confrontation with destiny