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Blurb:
Bolin is a member of the boy group Skye.
Two years after debuting, Bolin is still keeping a secret: none of his bandmates are human.
Jiang Shuran, the group's silver-haired visual, is always sporting silver hair. His fans fretfully complain that the company keeps making him bleach and dye it, since they haven't seen him with black hair once since his debut.
Bolin thinks to himself: He's a mermaid, a noble pureblood with naturally silver hair. The company really hasn't mistreated its members. They should make a statement soon to clear things up and say he started going gray young.
When asked in an interview what his favorite color is, Huayan smiles harmlessly and narrows his eyes. "Red. I like red."
Bolin: I hope the fans never find out that Huayan, a vampire, simply likes the color of blood.
The night before the Mid-Autumn Festival gala, restless Wu Hengyao refuses to eat mooncakes during a livestream, declaring that he hates them. "I hate sweet things."
Bolin silently moves the mooncakes over and eats them: Sweet things are innocent. Don't take it out on them. You just don't like the moon.
Han Yuzhe, whose pale complexion always makes fans worry about his health, is famous on variety shows for being hopeless at sports.
Bolin: Can the abyssal demon be any lazier? He can stay curled up in the same spot for ten thousand years. Teleporting is one thing, but making him do tasks and play house with humans might cost a few delicious souls.
As for Bolin himself, he doesn't seem like anything special compared with his bandmates. He can just see everyone's affection scores.
The only thing that seems a little off is... everyone's affection score for him is unbelievably high.
For the 101st time, he stares at the "99" floating over each bandmate's head and falls into deep thought.
His nonhuman bandmates seem to be a little interested in him.
He hopes they'll keep it to themselves forever. Because if he rejects a confession, he might get bitten to death by a werewolf, cursed by a demon, drained dry by a vampire, or dragged back into the sea by a mermaid.
Bolin: I'm just an ordinary heartthrob. Please don't send me into some weird route.
Then one day, Bolin, used to everyone liking him, meets a strange person.
The affection score above his head is a clear 0.
1v1, and the one with an affection score of 0 is the gong. There may be some one-sided love rivals, since the protagonist has a heartthrob aura.
*Blurb saved on April 5, 2022~*
Blurb for my upcoming novel, What's the Deal with Handsome Guys Rapping?:
Bai Xiaochen is an unknown uploader in the crosstalk scene.
Because of his name, he always has to explain that although his given name is Xiaochen, his surname is Bai, and his mother isn't surnamed Chen either.
A university student, he likes gaming and recording clips of handsome guys in the dorm. He adds a bit of stand-up comedy, edits it into a video, and uploads it to Bilibili. It's a casual side gig. With occasional videos breaking ten thousand views and a few thousand clicks most of the time, he earns a little pocket money to improve his life.
Bai Xiaochen is incredibly proud of this: At nineteen, I've managed to make fifty yuan a month from half-hearted self-media work, enough to buy spicy strips whenever I want.
It took him over two years, from the summer after his final year of high school until his sophomore year of college, to scrape together twenty thousand followers. He'd thought that since he still hadn't gone viral, maybe this line of work wasn't for him.
Then he received a private message asking if he'd be interested in joining a show called What's the Deal with Handsome Guys Rapping?
Bai Xiaochen thought, "That doesn't sound like a proper show at all," but replied quickly: Do you cover the plane ticket?
The other person replied: The hotel too.
So Bai Xiaochen agreed on the spot. Thinking for more than three seconds would be disrespectful to free flights and lodging.
The show required contestants to live together in isolation, so Bai Xiaochen recorded a farewell video for his fans. With great solemnity and an absurd amount of smugness, he announced in advance: "My dear fans, I've got huge news! I'm going on a rap variety show. I'm about to go from a tiny account with twenty thousand followers, going bald from working myself to the bone to think up jokes and edit videos, to a rising star with 2.08 million followers!"
Full of hope that he was on his way to the peak of his life, he rushed to the set and was shocked to discover that the competition started with three hundred contestants fighting for fifty spots. He might be sent straight home.
There was good news, too: the four mentors invited by the production team were all top-tier stars. They were:
One of Q Music's three giants, aka the soundtrack to everyone's youth: Chen Luyao.
The top contestant from the first generation of idol survival shows, who debuted as the clear center and remains the uncrowned king of the traffic-star world: Shen Youjia.
The actor who went unnoticed for three years in a boy group, then became a household name overnight through a modern romance drama: Wen Jiashu.
The popular member, rapper, and youngest member of an up-and-coming top-tier boy group: Duan You'en.
#A rap-variety-show story, 1v1 pairing provisionally Duan You'en, one-sided crushes for the rest, heartthrob protagonist
My completed boy-group novels, After I Entered a Boy Group Survival Show and The Last-Minute Addition, are in my author profile. Love you!
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Finish spreading flowers After reading this article, to be honest, the title is a bit deceptive, and the copywriting is also deceptive. The fraud is that the real non-human idols are outside the main line. The two protagonists, one idol and the other a non-human, are neither non-human idols. The non-human teammates in this article are just like passersby who are used to set off the protagonist and provide a little fun. In this case, there is no need to highlight the teammates of non-human idols in both the copy and the title. There is also too much chicken soup in the whole movie... I have read several of the author's previous books about the boy group God of Learning. This one has the most chicken soup... And these chicken soups are all other people's ideas, and the protagonist's own feelings are very few. Although the boy group Qin Lu's book with the most chicken soup also has a lot of chicken soup, it incorporates a lot of the protagonist's perspective, which does not affect the perception of the whole article. There is chicken soup and the best look is to fill in the air. The suggestion is that if the author wants to add a lot of his own ideas, try to make these ideas appear from the first perspective of the protagonist (both attack and reception are considered the protagonist), and control the length. And in this case, the title copy should be written around the protagonist as much as possible, so that it will not feel so awkward. I hope my future articles will get better and better ~ Happy New Year 2024!
This is the meaning of an idol. I like him because he will provide me with emotional value. If he only gives me his pain blindly, then he is already an idol who has neglected his duty.
Your administration is quite good.
It's a little werewolf who was tricked into eating beef jerky.
I feel like the plot behind it is a bit watery
Alas, when I watched it before, I thought there would be another extra episode, but it turned out to be the end, so let's finish it and spread the flowers ~ see you in the world!
Chinese New Year is coming soon, you two can give me a kiss to cheer me up
Because of Cecil's blessing
Not bad, although some places are a bit cheesy for those who are really star-struck.
So warm, so normal, I like it