An Ordinary Person's Survival Guide to Gin

Blurb One: The boss of a distillery unexpectedly gets a self-rescue System that is useless except for issuing safety alerts, and discovers himself surrounded by bright red warnings indicating that his environment is extremely dangerous. Boss: ...Do you think there's still hope for me? System: How about this? I have one binding slot left. See if you can find someone powerful to cling to. Boss: Who else could possibly handle this? Gin, we've got a job for you! Blurb Two: Boss: In Germany, we're working with Hydra on developing super-soldier serum. System: Alert! Alert! Captain America and S.H.I.E.L.D. agents are coming to kill us! Gin: ? Boss: Let's go to America. We've invested in a project in New York called the Extremis virus. System: Alert! Alert! Iron Man and the Avengers are coming to kill us! Gin: ?! Boss: ...I heard Passion in Italy has fallen out with the Vongola family. Let's see if we can get a piece of the action. System: Alert! Alert! The boss of Passion has already been taken out by a ruthless middle schooler! Gin: ??! Boss: ...All right, let's go back to Japan. That port in Yokohama is still worth a lot these days. System: Alert! Alert! The gravity manipulator of the Port Mafia has unleashed his power again! Gin: ??!! Gin: You want me dead, don't you? :) Boss: Old Gin, the outside world is way too dangerous. From now on, let's just stay in safe Tokyo... The System immediately issues a warning bulletin: #Danger: The mobile Grim Reaper of Beika Town is on the loose. Danger# Gin: I'm starting to understand everything. In a nutshell: An ordinary multinational distillery, an ordinary top enforcer named Gin, still doing his utmost to survive the emergencies caused by all kinds of people with superpowers. Theme: Tormenting Gin