Who Are You Spending Valentine's Day With?

[Announcement: This novel will no longer be updated due to the MAPPA promotional outsourcing controversy. I'll post the original timeline and a few excerpts, then say goodbye.] Blurb: You're Suguru Geto's childhood friend, and each other's first love. You promised to attend the same high school and the same university. But after graduating from middle school, he inexplicably went off to a religious school no one had ever heard of, supposedly to fulfill the great mission of saving humanity. You believed him. Unfortunately, he still couldn't keep his promise this time. He dropped out and defected halfway through, swearing he was doing it to save the new humanity. You still believed him, since at least he had remembered to tell you before running away from home. Then one day, your first love's white-haired friend from high school showed up and announced, "I'm here to claim Suguru's inheritance. As his wife, you count too." "Oh, you say Suguru isn't dead yet? That doesn't matter. Just pretend he is." Reader's guide: 1. Suguru isn't dead! Suguru isn't dead! Suguru isn't dead! That's why the damn cat can run his mouth like this! 2. Second-person narration with an omniscient perspective. The protagonist has a hidden ability to attract everyone. The romantic storyline is a love triangle between you, Gojo, and Geto. This isn't a retelling of the original plot. The whole novel is everyday slice-of-life, spanning a long period of time. 3. A practice piece for writing romance. The original characters are wildly out of character, and every ridiculous plot point exists to serve the romance. 4. A crossover. The characters are mainly from Jujutsu Kaisen. Most of the other older series appear as part of the background setting. Major warning: No outline, no finished chapters, and updates whenever I feel like it. Theme: A practice piece for writing romance.