Congratulations, Master, You're a Dad!

[Scientific research shows that when rabbits go into heat, they can display symptoms of a false pregnancy even without mating. All the symptoms are just like those of a real pregnancy.] And Yao Xi is a rabbit spirit. So in her second month at the Wugou Sect, Yao Xi grabbed her master's sleeve and shyly said, "Master, I'm carrying your child." The entire Wugou Sect erupted: Holy crap, holy crap! Bai Ye, the abstinent Sword Venerable, got his disciple pregnant! Bai Ye couldn't defend himself no matter what he said. He roared in anger: "Get out!" From then on... Yao Xi: Master, what do you want to name the baby? Bai Ye: You don't have a baby. Yao Xi didn't believe him. Master, do you want a boy or a girl? Bai Ye: You don't have a baby. Yao Xi: Master, have you prepared a present for the baby who's about to be born? Bai Ye finally lost his patience. "Get out!" Until one day, Yao Xi broke through to the next stage of cultivation, finally freeing her mind from the effects of her rabbit bloodline and bringing her days of social death at the Wugou Sect to an end. She went to apologize to Bai Ye. "Master..." Before she could finish, Bai Ye cut her off. "Get out!" Fine, she'd get out! So Yao Xi packed her things, left the mountain in the middle of the night, and found a new sect where she could settle down. Unfortunately, her legendary social death had already spread throughout the cultivation world. After putting in enormous effort, Yao Xi finally corrected everyone's opinion of her and became a personal disciple of the sect leader. Then one day, a disciple guarding the gate came running to report: Holy crap, holy crap! Senior Brother Sect Leader, Sword Venerable Bai Ye has brought a whole warren of rabbits and insists on marrying into the Joyful Sect. He also says those rabbits are the children Little Junior Sister gave birth to over the years! Yao Xi, the one who'd cleared her name, was hopping mad. "Are you trying to scam me?" Bai Ye, now desperately trying to win her back: "It's only fair!" (I couldn't settle on the heroine's characterization when she was still immature early in the story, so I started and stopped several times. A little while ago, I thought of a way to handle it, so I've reopened this story and will write it when its turn comes.) Theme: No matter how odd you are, someone will still think you're adorable.