[Journey to the West] The Real Young Master Only Wants to Farm and Raise Monkeys

[Coming soon: After Leaving the Industry, I Became Famous for My Gourmet Cooking [Book Transmigration]. Blurb at the very end.]

The mixed-blood cat demon Shen Zhiyi transmigrates into a book as the cannon-fodder true young master, unwanted by both his father and mother. The idiotic male lead is convinced that Shen Zhiyi is trying to seduce him, making Shen Zhiyi a target of public hatred in the entertainment industry and leaving him with a truly tragic ending.

Fortunately, he binds himself to a farming System.

Shen Zhiyi then leaves the entertainment industry. With the little monkey awarded by the System, he starts farming, cooking delicious food, cuddling monkeys, and tending to the environment on the side. Life is wonderfully relaxing.

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When netizens hear that Shen Zhiyi has opened a farmstay, they are all dumbfounded and comment, "What kind of career can you make out of running a shop?"

But the very next day, Shen Zhiyi is trending.

Who wouldn't love a rebellious, dashing Sun Wukong, the cool and beautiful Chang'e, the mighty and imposing Emperor Qin Shi Huang, or Li Bai, the free-spirited Poet Immortal?

What's more, the food here is exquisite. Even the finest delicacies couldn't compare. Staying here makes you feel like you've gotten a shade fairer, and leaves you feeling refreshed from head to toe.

His farmstay is even named the world's top must-visit destination.

The netizens don't believe it, so they come to see for themselves, only to be proven wrong by the face-slapping. They want to enjoy this wonderful life every day, but there are no vacancies.

So they cling to Shen Zhiyi's legs and wail, "Boss, are you hiring cashiers? Delivery workers? ...Any kind of workers?"

Sun Wukong pulls them away with a dark expression and says, "I'm all the help he needs."

Later, Shen Zhiyi becomes a famous fruit magnate and China's environmental ambassador, even topping the Forbes rankings. His fame soars, and he makes a fortune. Those who once offended Shen Zhiyi regret it terribly, and even the crazy male lead shows up to profess his love.

The little monkey gets so angry that he transforms into Sun Wukong and drives the man away, then wraps his tail around Shen Zhiyi to declare him his own.

Only then does Shen Zhiyi realize that the little monkey was actually Sun Wukong's secret identity. What a shock!

P.S. The bonus scenes have been moved to the comments. This short novel is under 200,000 words.

★ Coming soon: After Leaving the Industry, I Became Famous for My Gourmet Cooking [Book Transmigration]

After the red panda Lin Luo binds himself to a Gourmet gacha System, he learns that he is a universally despised villain in an entertainment-industry novel. To avoid getting beaten up, he decides to leave showbiz and return to his hometown to open a restaurant.

Who would have thought that before long, Lin Luo would be trending because he charged 10 yuan for a pan-fried bun and 199 yuan for a serving of Kung Pao chicken? Netizens comment:

"Is Lin Luo short on money? Is this his new way to cash in?"

"Those prices are ridiculous! It must be expensive and disgusting!"

But the very next moment, they are proven wrong by the face-slapping: a three-time Golden Rooster Award-winning Best Actor posts on Weibo to praise Lin Luo's cooking.

A famous young actress also mentions in an interview that Lin Luo's food is delicious and won't make you gain weight.

A renowned director is even caught getting into a fight with an assistant director over Lin Luo's cooking.

The netizens are confused. Is Lin Luo's food really that good?

So they go try it and discover that his food really is incredible. It even whitens skin, fades dark spots, lowers blood pressure, and has other benefits. They regret not trying his cooking sooner!

Lin Luo becomes an overnight sensation. More and more people come to his restaurant to try the food, and customers start lining up at dawn. Some even turn into fluffy little animals and hold up signs begging to be fed!

The haters regret it too. How can they get a bite of Lin Luo's cooking? Sob...

★ Coming soon: Emperor Qin Shi Huang Wants to Marry Me [Gourmet]

Li Chengcheng never imagined that after waking up, she would transmigrate to the State of Qin, where there are no chili peppers, tomatoes, corn, tofu, milk tea, spicy hot pot, rice noodles...

Then she looks at her shabby, drafty house with its bare walls and realizes she's also in debt.

Li Chengcheng: I'm in trouble.

But Li Chengcheng is good at comforting herself. The thought that she might meet her idol, Qin Shi Huang, is already a pleasant surprise. Even more surprising, she discovers that she's bound to Pinduoduo and can keep shopping to her heart's content.

From then on, she starts a leisurely life of farming and cooking, occasionally running a little business on the side. Her days are thriving.

Though unexpected things keep happening. For example, once when Li Chengcheng is making spicy hot pot, the customers watch her put red and green things into the pot and cry, "She's poisoning us!"

Li Chengcheng: ...

Li Chengcheng: "These are chili peppers. They're not poisonous."

Another time, Li Chengcheng goes out and finds a handsome young man gravely injured. Once he recovers, he refuses to leave her side.

Her business is growing, and she's worried about her safety, so she needs a bodyguard. She hires him, but somehow, in the middle of the job, her bodyguard disappears.

Li Cheng: 6.

But Li Chengcheng never expected that when she saw her bodyguard again, he would have become Qin Shi Huang Ying Zheng and would want to marry her and make her empress.

Li Cheng: !!!

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★★ Completed: After Leaving the Industry, I Became Obsessed with Farming and Cuddling Cats

After Yan Yu dies and binds to the Classic of Mountains and Seas Management System, he learns that he's just a supporting character in a book. Because he gets in the male lead's way, he's constantly smeared and becomes a has-been celebrity hated by everyone.

After being reborn, he leaves the industry and returns to his hometown to open an inn. He also picks up a cat, and begins a leisurely life of farming and cuddling it.

Yan Yu's haters also want to see what kind of inn he's opened, so they can laugh at him to their hearts' content.

But they discover that staying there makes them look radiant and feel full of energy. The food is super delicious, and even has beauty-enhancing benefits.

The haters all say, "I've become a fan! Shanhai Inn is the best, though I wish it had more rooms."

After that, the haters quietly start sleeping on the floor, then get into fights over who gets which spot.

As Yan Yu's inn grows more and more popular, he makes a fortune, his business empire expands, and he gets so tired of counting money that his hands go numb.

Tired of counting, Yan Yu falls asleep. But the next morning, the little cat in his arms is gone, replaced by Mr. Bai Ze, the aloof beauty who works at the inn. Looking at his handsome face, Yan Yu can't help questioning his own sanity.

Yan Yu: Where's my cat?

Bai Ze gives him a lazy glance, then turns right back into a little white cat.

Thinking of all the times he'd kissed and cuddled the little white cat, Yan Yu steels himself and apologizes. "I'm sorry. I didn't know you were Mr. Bai Ze. Please forgive my rude behavior."

Bai Ze says with a faintly amused smile, "I can forgive you, but only if you let me cuddle you a few times too."

Yan Yu: I don't have fur for you to cuddle.

Bai Ze: Who says?

Later

Yan Yu clutches his lower back and gazes out the window with tear-filled eyes. He feels like he may have been tricked.

P.S. Silver-haired, aloof cat demon gong x money-loving boss shou

★ Other completed novels: Summoning Players to Build a Wasteland Planet, The Sickly Beauty and Their Nemesis Fall in Love on a Parenting Variety Show, The Clingy Sweetheart Runs Away Pregnant After an Online Romance Goes Wrong, and more.

Theme: Protecting the environment is everyone's responsibility!