My Dead Kinks Are Trying to Attack Me

[A writing exercise, enter at your own risk]

You're a whale, and a hardcore grinder.

You're unquestionably a completionist who wants every character and item. You diligently juggle multiple roles in the game, working around the clock, all year long, with no days off.

This time, yet again, one of your many beloved husbands has entered a post-divorce cooling-off period. But as you uninstall the game, you get the vague feeling that something is just a tiny bit off around you.

Has your phone, which has been running multiple games on auto for years, finally been worn out and crashed?

Of course not.

After all, as a whale who can support 108 fictional characters, you don't care about little details like that. So you calmly pick up another phone to order takeout, only to discover half an hour later, to your astonishment, that the handsome delivery guy looks exactly like your first digital crush, the one you first spent a fortune on.

So, is a sweet, real-life romance about to begin?

...Apparently not.

Because at some point, the neighbor who never stays home, the boss you only ever chat with online, the elementary school classmate whose face you've long forgotten... All the fictional characters you once loved passionately have shown up around you, each with their maxed-out affection level, earned through all your grinding and spending.

The good news is that they all believe you are the one true love they will cherish until death, someone to whom they can entrust their very existence. The bad news is that your tastes are incredibly complicated and you like pushing things to the limit...

So if you happen to make the wrong move, then...

Xu Baiyu: ?

Xu Baiyu: ...Σ( ° 口 °|||)︴!!!

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#DoYouThinkAFictionalCharacterWillBelieveInLoveBoughtWithMoney#

#OtomeGamesTheseDaysAreAllAboutSavingTheWorldSoWhoTheHellIsGoingToSaveMine#

[This story has a bit of a learning curve. If you haven't played otome games or don't know what it's like to spend money on a favorite character, the basic premise may not be your cup of tea, so please stop reading if that's the case.]

The heroine is into nonhuman characters.

Since fictional characters are transmigrating, of course there are supernatural elements.

This is not a story about an invincible heroine. I don't have such lofty literary ambitions. The male leads are all characters you raise from the ground up, so please project yourself onto the heroine, not onto me. Thanks.

I'm a simple person. This is exactly what I like.

I'm writing this kind of Mary Sue story. Can't you cut me some slack?!

Please cut me some slack! I'm begging you!!!

Theme: Respect love and freedom.