The Hilarious Heroine Gives Up and Becomes a God

[The neighboring novel, Lemon Without Sugar, is now being serialized. Please add the upcoming novels, Everyday Life Being Spoiled by Animals and How Much Is Your Love Worth?, to your reading list.]

Blurb

What happens when a zombie enters the human world?

The dazzling human world is a feast for a zombie's eyes. Humans are famous for knowing how to eat and have fun: chicken dinners, League of Legends, hot pot, barbecue, crayfish...

Faced with all these delicious foods, Sang Ning couldn't help swallowing. She knew the difference between one big meal and having meals every day.

If she killed all the humans, what would she eat?

So Sang Ning put in colored contacts, dressed herself up, and decided to join them.

She never expected things to get completely out of hand. She fell into depravity.

Sang Ning got hooked on games and food, living a slacker's life until she went from a zombie to a useless zombie...

The old Sang Ning: Zombies should expand their territory, conquer the world, and become the most badass undead around!

The current Sang Ning: I'm not leaving the house until I beat this game. Expand my territory? What, my gacha pull is ready?

The old Sang Ning: We have to claim territory for the zombies and become kings! Humans will submit to me.

The current Sang Ning: Why can't I get first place on this server? Have I not spent enough money?

Much later, Sang Ning looked at the man covered in bite marks and thoroughly bullied, and smiled with satisfaction.

Sang Ning: Didn't I also "defeat" the number one player?

The former number one player: ...

This zombie isn't normal!

#A laid-back zombie reaches the pinnacle of undead life by doing nothing

#Beautiful looks, and combat power instead of brains

#Keep slacking until you have it all, then become a god!

[Reading Guide]

1. A super-strong heroine x a frail, pitiful hero

2. The heroine doesn't think quite like a normal person. This is her first time in the human world, so please be patient with her.

3. The hero has Asperger's and some difficulty communicating, but it's not too severe.

4. The medical information comes from the internet. The author has no formal training, so please excuse any errors.

Upcoming Novels

★ Everyday Life Being Spoiled by Animals

Chu Shengwan has had terrible luck and one misfortune after another since childhood, but she has the ability to talk to animals, which makes her very popular with them.

She loves animals too, and whenever she has time, she likes to visit places like pet cafes and animal parks.

The wrinkly pug, the shop's treasured mascot, waddled over on its short legs and struggled to lift a paw, begging her to pick it up.

"Look at me! Am I not your one and only sweetheart anymore?"

The feisty, odd-eyed lion cat raised its paw and chased away the other floozies. It opened its mouth and dropped a snake in front of Chu Shengwan.

"Is this how you try to seduce her when I'm not around? Human, here's your reward. Take it and play."

The cold, blue-green tree python casually coiled around Chu Shengwan's arm. Its tail tip twitched excitedly, though its voice was unusually dark.

"You're sucking up to her and using me as a gift? Do you know how much I'm worth, you stupid cat?"

The lion cat's eyes turned cold. It leaped up. "I'll kick your ass!"

A lop-eared rabbit huddled in the corner, too afraid to join the fight, and nibbled on its own fur.

"For keeping Wanwan's nest warm."

Surrounded by the animals, Chu Shengwan watched things spiral out of control. Just as she was about to break up the fight, the animals suddenly turned to her.

"Tell us, who do you love most?"

Chu Shengwan: I don't dare say a word. TvT.

Meanwhile, a sly fox took advantage of the chaos and ran straight to Chu Shengwan's home.

"Fighting is no substitute for stealing her heart. Actions speak louder than words, so I'll go to her myself."

[A cozy, heartwarming pet story. A heroine beloved by every animal and irresistible to them x a bold, flirtatious, proactive hero. The hero is a fox.]

★ How Much Is Your Love Worth? [Quick Transmigration]

Thanks to her hard work, Wen Miaoqiu finally earned the right to join the Interdimensional Management Bureau.

Full of excitement and love for her new job, on her first day, Wen Miaoqiu sent her boss to the ICU with a single knife strike.

The punishment came quickly, apparently ordered by her boss just before he lost consciousness.

She was sent to an old-school, angsty romance world to play a heroine with unbreakable vitality, tortured both physically and emotionally, who would still love the male lead without resentment after a thousand torments.

Wen Miaoqiu: Hah.

World One: The pitiful heroine tricked by a bet

Egged on by his friends, the male lead walked over to the unremarkable Cinderella in the corner.

Then the heroine was made fun of, took a knife for someone in a gang fight, and was publicly humiliated when the bet was revealed. The whole school mocked her. Only after she left did the male lead come to his senses.

Wen Miaoqiu: A bet? I can do that too!

The drunk male lead knocked on Wen Miaoqiu's door and asked through gritted teeth, "Wen Miaoqiu, are you playing me?"

His voice was hoarse, half-mocking himself and half-pleading. "Then why didn't you play me for a few more days?"

Wen Miaoqiu looked at him impassively and gave him four words: "Enjoy yourself while you can."

He was nothing more than a pastime for her.

World Two: The heroine who was both a substitute and a medicinal ingredient

On the high platform, the male lead ranted hysterically, nearly driven mad. "Wen Miaoqiu, you belong to me! I brought you back from that desolate place. You said you would love only me..."

Wen Miaoqiu shook her head as she looked at him. "You were nothing but the medicinal ingredient I raised for him."

World N: ...

The man who had always stood above everyone else knelt reverently before her, his gaze burning. "Will you give me a chance to love you?"

Wen Miaoqiu smiled faintly. "How much is your love worth?"

#Giving the male lead the script of an angsty romance heroine

#Has the male lead cried from being tormented today?

[A dual transmigration story in an angsty male-lead series. The male lead is terminally ill with icy tsundere syndrome, and the heroine is slightly unhinged. Neither of them is quite right in the head.]

Theme: Face danger with a smile, and your dreams won't be far away. Be brave and keep moving forward, and miracles will surely happen!