The Cool, Aloof Bottom and Her Husband with Two Personalities

The two people who get along worst at Yunjing High School are Xie Shi and Jing Yi.

Jing Yi is aloof and self-disciplined, strict about following the rules, and a famous top student in the honors class.

Xie Shi, meanwhile, is the leader of the troublemakers among the poor students. Cutting class, skipping school, and fighting are all second nature to him.

In Xie Shi's eyes, there are three kinds of people he hates most:

First, poker-faced top students who care about nothing but rules.

Second, grown men who are prettier than little girls.

Third, gay people.

Unfortunately, Jing Yi fits all three.

One day, Xie Shi opens his eyes and finds himself five years in the future.

Now he is a hugely popular movie star, and...he's also hooked up with Jing Yi.

Xie Shi is struck like a bolt of lightning. His voice trembles. "Impossible!"

"What's impossible?"

Jing Yi emerges from the bathroom in a loosely tied bathrobe, his increasingly striking brows tinged with irritation.

He flops onto Xie Shi's bed and says coldly, "Stop wasting time. Let's get started."

Get started with what?

Xie Shi's gaze sweeps over Jing Yi's collarbone, still beaded with water, and his eyes dart away.

Damn! Are you gay guys all this good at playing around?

I'm terrified of gay people, so don't come near me!

·

Not long after...

Xie Shi: "Yeah, this is pretty great."

·

But...

Xie Shi has recently realized that something seems a little off about his transmigration.

And he has a feeling...he might get pushed back again.

Damn it! Wouldn't that mean the future version of him gets the better deal?

Jealous, Xie Shi starts making disparaging remarks about himself, intentionally or otherwise.

Once or twice would be fine, but after hearing it too many times, Jing Yi catches on and tactfully suggests, "You don't have to put yourself down like that. We agreed from the start that we'd only give this a try."

Jing Yi suggests they take a break for a while.

·

After the news gets around, Xie Shi's friends and family all send their congratulations:

"Bro, congratulations! You finally quit being a simp!"

"He's a top student. It's only natural he wouldn't think much of people like us. Don't be sad, Brother Xie."

"He's always treated you like royalty and never given you the time of day. It's a good thing you broke up. Who'd want to be a simp for him? Cough... Say, Brother Xie, could you give me your ex-wife's contact info...?"

The twenty-three-year-old, secondary personality Xie Shi, who has just regained control of the body, has veins throbbing in his forehead.

Damn it, what the hell did that idiot do! .

Note:

This is not transmigration.

The gong has two personalities. When he was eighteen, he had an accident and fell into a deep sleep. A secondary personality emerged, took control of his body, and continued living until the story opens, when the original personality, also eighteen, awakens.

Young Xie, the original personality: "*% ￥$#&@/-Wife! Wife! Wife!"

Older Xie, the secondary personality: "*% ￥$#&@/-Get lost! Get lost! Get lost!"

[Xie Shi is the gong. The blurb is written from the gong's perspective, but the main story is still from the shou's perspective.]

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