Bai Xu, a minor celebrity, is extremely aloof. No strangers are allowed within ten miles of him.
Except it's all an act.
Because his boyfriend likes the aloof type.
His boyfriend, Tang Sui, looks refined and chaste, and is decisive and efficient.
In private, though, he's a thrifty, environmentally conscious, energy-saving model citizen.
Bai Xu: Where's my rich sugar daddy?!
Luckily, Tang Sui's demands aren't high. Bai Xu only has to play the part of his long-dead ideal love, glaring coldly at him every day.
Bai Xu: I'll keep acting for a few more days, since he still has that face.
Tang Sui has been in love with someone for years, and went through countless hardships to finally win him over.
But the object of his affection is aloof on the outside and noble in spirit.
Bai Xu once publicly declared in an interview that he liked good, upstanding young people who supported socialism.
Tang Sui: I can do that! Green, healthy, low-carbon, and eco-friendly. I'll devote myself to society!
Then one day, Tang Sui hit his head.
Suddenly, he could hear Bai Xu's thoughts!
At that moment, Bai Xu sat by the window, turning a page with serene elegance while internally ranting furiously:
"You're a big-shot CEO. Why do you need a low-carbon, eco-friendly bicycle?"
"Why is he still looking at me? This pose is so uncomfortable. My back hurts from sitting like this."
"Damn, he's so stingy. Is he really not going to pay me back the 25 yuan for the clinic registration?"
"He keeps giving me worthless junk every day. Damn, slap 80 million down in front of me, and I'll go to the civil affairs bureau with you."
Tang Sui was stunned and instinctively pulled out a wallet full of black cards.
Bai Xu gave him a cool glance and elegantly turned a page. "Oh? What are you doing?"
[My wife is complaining about me again, but I have to pretend I can't hear it: domineering CEO top x actor bottom who lets loose in his head without breaking character]
A plug for my upcoming novel:
After Betraying the Arrogant Dragon Protagonist Three Times
Wen Xue is told by the System that he's a doomed cannon-fodder character in an arrogant dragon protagonist novel.
The male lead has a tragic background and a life full of misfortune. He's suffered every hardship the world has to offer since childhood.
Wen Xue's mission is to play a convincing schemer, keep getting close to him, and strike a fatal blow at a crucial moment to spur his growth.
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The first time
The proud young master of a prestigious family finds a poor, down-and-out boy.
Wen Xue is the most loyal dog at the young master's side.
That is, until the male lead's wealthy parents come looking for him. Wen Xue snatches the jade pendant that proves his identity, hangs it around his own neck, and scrambles into the car bound for the imperial capital...
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The second time
The male lead is a teenager who has already begun to stand out: gloomy, cold, and indifferent to others.
Wen Xue wears a thick, long wig, clunky black frames, and a ridiculous dress, playing the male lead's obsessive suitor.
He professes his devoted love, but when life and death are on the line, he flashes the male lead's enemy a fawning smile and kicks the male lead off a cruise ship...
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The third time
The male lead has made a success of his career and wields immense power.
Wen Xue is his fiancée in name only, a foolish plastic-surgery patient offered up by his family to curry favor with him.
"..."
Wen Xue: "What kind of surgery could make someone look exactly the same? Do you really think he's blind?! If he recognizes me this time, I'm dead, aaaaah!"
A broad hand clamps around Wen Xue's fragile neck from behind.
A familiar, cold voice winds around him like a venomous snake:
"Relax. You won't die..."
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Feng Qing is trapped inside a novel written using himself as the model.
Then one day, an insignificant character, full of flaws, comes to life and breaks free of the plot.
He approaches through the rain, holding an umbrella, with the bright moonlight reflected in his eyes.
He deliberately keeps provoking Feng Qing, over and over.
#The wife he created with his own hands#
#He would recognize him even reduced to ashes#
#One runs, one chases, and there's nowhere to escape#
Reader's Guide:
1. Bai Xu really is the ideal love himself. Being a substitute was pointless.
2. The gong's superpower works intermittently, but the shou's doesn't.
3. One true pairing, happy ending, and a silly little sweet romance. The setting is mine, and it's completely made up.
Theme: People need to communicate more and treat each other with honesty.
It's all over and there's still a misunderstanding, hahaha
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2022.2.13 Hahahahahahaha It's a very interesting novel, I laughed from beginning to end
Spread flowers at the end, Happy New Year, and wish the author better and better as he writes more
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