Nezha--
I transmigrated here for you.
But after I transmigrated, I forgot you.
When we first met, he was the third young master of General Li's family in Chentang Pass, while I was just an insignificant maid in his household.
"Hey, you brat, stop right there!"
"May I ask what the Third Young Master wants?"
"What's your name?"
"First, this servant's name isn't 'Hey.' Second, it isn't 'You Brat' either."
"Oh? How interesting! And third?"
Time returned to years ago. If only life could always be as it was at first meeting, why should autumn winds grieve over a painted fan?
Ao Bing--
Last year's Lantern Festival, the flower market was bright as day.
The moon rose above the willow branches, and we met after dusk.
Do you still remember? When we first met, I lay in your warm embrace. Wherever my gaze lingered, your beauty bloomed without end. I suppose that was what it meant to fall in love at first sight.
I once hoped to stay by your side until my hair turned white, but you said we were born demons and were destined to have no happy ending.
You once said you would never lie to me. I never imagined that everything, from beginning to end, was a trap.
Was meeting you fate, or calamity?
Love begins without reason and grows ever deeper; hatred comes from nowhere and vanishes with a smile.
Ao Bing: "If there's another life, I'd rather betray the entire Dragon Clan than betray you again."
Me: "Then I'd rather become a nun!"
Nezha: "The Universe Ring as a gift, the Wind Fire Wheels as the bride price, and the Red Armillary Sash as your wedding dress. Will you be my child bride?"
Me: "Please call me Auntie!"
Guide for new readers: First, the heroine transmigrated, but she's lost her memory and forgotten that she transmigrated. Second, the heroine is a villain, neither wholly good nor wholly evil. Don't just say her values are twisted, I'll twist your features too. Third, there's no guarantee this story will be finished, so think carefully before you start. (I wrote this a long time ago just for fun and left it in my drafts. I'm posting it now for a laugh.)
Theme: If fate is unfair, fight it to the bitter end!