I Became an Ancient Emperor's Confidant

Zhou Yingying accidentally overhears someone venting.

The person says, “Consort Qi pretends to be shy. Does she really think I'm an idiot? Her sister-in-law has sent her so many erotic novels. How could she not know every position?”

Now that's juicy.

After listening to the person complain about all the concubines, Zhou Yingying, a mortuary cosmetologist with a sharp tongue and no fear of death, can't help blurting out, “What a scumbag!”

The person snaps, “How dare you! Who dares insult me?”

Zhou Yingying scoffs. The Qing dynasty fell over a hundred years ago.

The two of them have a passionate clash of three hundred rounds.

Zhou Yingying despises him. She lectures him on what it means to be a virtuous man, then irresponsibly gives him terrible advice on governing, criticizing his approach to ruling as an emperor.

The person gets angry. “If you can do better, you do it!”

Zhou Yingying: “I can't do it, and I'm not allowed to criticize you? I don't like the taste of eggs. Does that mean I have to know how to lay them? Go ahead and hit me if you can!”

Finally, one day, the person really appears in front of her, ready to hit her.

Also known as: Another Me in a Parallel Universe; How to Enrage an Emperor by Being a Contrarian; How to Turn the Three Thousand Concubines of an Emperor into Exemplary Students in a Virtuous-Man Training Class by Becoming a Contrarian

Theme: Benevolence knows no enemy