[JoJo's Bizarre Adventure] I'll Scam the Joestar Family to Support You

[Warning: An alternate parallel universe, with the feuds between the Qiao family and the Diao family (?)] [An OOC, silly daily-life story. Characterizations are all over the place, and ages and seniority are a mess. If you're too particular, don't read.] [An investment romance: I'll try to make it All for the heroine, but only try (.)] The DIO mansion is home to three siblings: eldest brother Dio Not-Lazy, second brother Diego Not-Lazy, and youngest sister Disco Not-Lazy. The eldest brother spends all day studying the Stone Mask, while the second only cares about having fun with rich women. Only little Diao always remembers her mission: Only money from the Qiao family counts as money! It's every Diao's duty to swindle the Qiao family to support the household! DIO: Why did I have to end up with such a stupid little sister? Get out there and make money! Diego: Oh, my angelic little sister, lend me $1,000. I'll pay you back when I get Manhattan. Funny Valentine: Even if a poor man's sister is cute, she's still a poor man's sister! G-get away! Kars: DIO? Your bread-loving little sister looks pretty tasty. Mind if I take a bite? Jonathan: DIO! Why are you picking on Disco again? I'll beat you until you cry! Johnny: I don't dislike her, but thinking about how she's that bastard dragon's sister makes my fists clench. Joseph: Get lost! Not one of you Diao lot is any good! Stay away from my big brother!!! Jotaro: Yare yare daze. Woman, come carry my schoolbag. I'll give you $50 as a reward. One day, after struggling to survive amid endless chaos, little Diao finally had an epiphany: If you can't beat them, join them. Wouldn't all her problems be solved if she could marry the kindest, most perfect big brother Jonathan? The two Diao brothers wept together: Big brother, you can't!!!! Theme: You Qiao family members were born to be our Diao family's ATMs.