[JoJo's Bizarre Adventure] When My Update Nagging Met a Serial Flake

[Mostly silly everyday JO5 antics + OOC. I'll do my best. This time, I'm definitely writing a female-character romance!] [No logic, no research. Everything about the editor-author relationship is pure speculation and invention on my part. Read at your own risk.] Summary: The prestigious magazine "Passion" has a group of shameless writers who come up with all sorts of ways to miss their deadlines. An editor driven to the brink of collapse by every possible kind of stalling, versus all sorts of golden procrastinating goofballs. [About the authors] 1. Rising young popular light novel writer + ex-boyfriend: Giorno. 2. Gentle and kind lyrical prose and essay writer: Bucciarati. 3. Beauty, music, and arts columnist: Abbacchio. 4. Romance and erotic fiction writer: Mista. 5. Highly intelligent writer of long-form mystery and suspense novels: Fugo. 6. Writer of passionate wish-fulfillment and adventure novels: Narancia. ★A special note★ The inspiration came from a rant post I stumbled across titled "Did I mistake my blind date for an author???" It was short. I read it and thought the editor-chasing-writers-versus-procrastinating-authors setup was adorable, so I came up with this idea! I don't really know what counts as plagiarism, and I don't know whether this qualifies either (I'm very eager to protect myself). Just in case I've crossed any ethical boundaries, tell me directly and I can delete the story!!!!! Theme: Not a single pigeon is innocent.