[JoJo's Bizarre Adventure] Should We Break Up?

I just noticed the number of saves going up, so here's a warning. [The beginning is a happy, silly slice-of-life story with no angst, except for the Mista pairing. There's one bad ending/true ending that puts the whole cast through the wringer, but it's only about 200 words. Run if you can't handle it!] [A parallel world to the Dog-Pleasing Pit. It has nothing to do with that story's plot or characterization.] In short: Mista finally manages to get together with the gorgeous new nurse at the PASSIONE clinic. Then one day, he finds tens of thousands of words of explicit BL fanfiction on her computer. He's the main character?! And he's the one on the bottom?! Damn it, we're breaking up. Absolutely, we're breaking up! [Username: Lucky123567] posts for help: Today, I accidentally saw that my girlfriend's work computer is full of porn stories about me and other men. What should I do? Should I break up with her? It's pretty urgent. Waiting for replies. [User: Bucciarati]: Did you have another fight? You can talk to me if something's bothering you, Mista. [User: Gold Experience Doesn't Want to Work]: Accidentally? How can you snoop through your girlfriend's computer, Mista? [User: Moody Blues Doesn't Get Depressed]: Let's see you break up with her, Mista. PS: The person above me can get lost. [User: Smith Who Hates Math]: Go on, break up with her. As if you'd have the nerve, Mista. [User: Did Narancia Do His Homework Today]: Go on, break up with her. As if you'd have the nerve, Mista. PS: Get back here and do your homework. 4: ?????? I posted anonymously! How does everyone know it's me? Theme: My girlfriend writes BL porn about me. Should I break up with her?