The Whole Internet Thinks We're Getting Divorced

=Next up: I want to write "The Heroines All Want Me for Themselves". Chirp Chirp

1.

Liu Suisui is a gentle, desireless Alpha.

She is soft-tempered and blushes easily. With seven married Omega sisters, she is the family's one-in-a-million, doted-on youngest child.

Everything about her is great, except for her tear ducts, which are terribly overactive. She has sensitive skin, so even a little pinch hurts enough to make her cry. Her matchmaking attempts have failed again and again, but she keeps trying.

2.

Xu Zhuzhi is an outrageously strong, straight Omega.

She has a short fuse and is a skilled fighter. Ever since childhood, she has always sat in the back row by the window, and she can pin an Alpha to the ground and wipe the floor with them.

The ultimate rich second-generation heiress, and a top-tier star in the entertainment industry who will inherit billions whether or not she ever becomes famous.

3.

When these two older single women met for the first time on a blind date, Xu Zhuzhi got straight to the point: "Your butt is perkier than mine, and I'm an Omega."

Liu Suisui's face turned bright red at once. She was like a steaming kettle, tugging at her hem and squirming for ages without managing to get a word out.

"I'm an only child. You can marry into my family. I'll give you 500,000 a month for pocket money, and you won't have to pay rent or utilities or internet. After three years, we'll divorce, and I'll give you 50 million, two seaside villas, and a car. No kids, no sex. Is that okay?"

Liu Suisui's little face turned yellowish. Stammering, she said, "I-I don't have a problem with that."

"Great. She doesn't know I can't do it."

Xu Zhuzhi was satisfied, too.

"A softie like her should be easy to handle."

The two quickly signed a marriage agreement.

After getting married, they concealed their identities and went on a dating reality show.

Before the show

Xu Zhuzhi: I'm scared of Alphas. Stay away from me.

Liu Suisui: Okay, I'll listen.

After the show

Xu Zhuzhi: Why are you standing so far away!

Liu Suisui: Th-then, should we hold hands?

Later, the two became famous through the dating show, and news of their marriage certificate was exposed. A hater sneered: "What kind of Alpha lives off their spouse?"

Xu Zhuzhi clicked her tongue, walked over, lifted Liu Suisui's chin, and kissed her fiercely right on her eyes, red from reading the comments.

"Don't cry."

"Move aside. I'll do the cursing!"

This story is also known as "After Signing a Marriage Contract with a Celebrity, We Went on a Dating Show", "After Taking My Wife on a Dating Show, We Went Next Door to a Divorce Show", "My Wife Is So Soft", and "Who Says an Alpha Can't Live Off Their Spouse?"

Please note:

1. Omega pursues, Alpha is pursued. No role reversal.

2. There will be a child, born by the Alpha through technological means.

3. Many original settings. Alphas don't have extra appendages.

Blurb revised on July 23, 2022

Next, I want to write "The Heroines All Want Me for Themselves". Please, my dears, click into my author page and add it to your collection. Waaaah.

Blurb: My name is Lin Juanxue, and I'm an utterly ordinary college student.

It all started when I played an adult yuri game. It had five different heroine routes, each with an incredible character and her own charms.

But how could a successor to socialism like me get addicted to such a vulgar dating game? I chose to pursue the heroines in reverse.

On Mondays, I competed with my crazy best friend, making her do three sets of practice questions for the college entrance exam every day. She wasn't allowed to sleep until she finished.

On Tuesdays, I stayed over at the home of a beautiful, celibate auntie, living off her while refusing to lift a finger, but keeping my dignity as a good-for-nothing.

On Wednesdays, I crashed the domineering queen's party and drank all her treasured 1982 Lafite, making her stomp around in rage.

On Thursdays, I scheduled online lessons with the seemingly sweet but secretly sinister celebrity, teaching her how to walk the red carpet like a scheming tea girl and leave the real tea girl nowhere to go.

On Fridays, I met up with a hardheaded, straight girl for barbecue skewers, put my arm around her shoulder, and swore we'd be best friends for life.

I had weekends off. Life was perfect!

I did a great job, and all five heroines' affection levels reached the maximum.

Unfortunately, I transmigrated after falling asleep.

For some reason, the heroines from my game had all been fused into one world, and each of them had a dark, blood-red corruption score of 100 floating above her head.

I felt the greatest malice in the universe. I wanted to die on the spot.

They surrounded me, fussing over me with questions and concern. I stayed calm on the outside, but inside I was panicking like crazy. With a bewildered, fawn-like look in my eyes, I repeated the three questions of someone with amnesia: "Who am I? Where am I? What am I supposed to do?"

I thought that if I just closed my eyes, I could quit the game. But things started to go wrong.

My crazy best friend became a professor and still kept asking me for help with elementary school math.

The celibate auntie dumped her 108th younger girlfriend and said she had someone she liked.

The domineering queen's company was on the verge of bankruptcy, but she still wouldn't go to work. If she had a problem, it was Lin Juanxue; if she had nothing to do, it was still Lin Juanxue.

The seemingly sweet celebrity had turned completely sinister. If I insulted her, she'd reply, "That's such a lovely thing to call me, baby."

The hardheaded girl seemed to have unlocked some strange skill. Either her eyes were red, or her eyes were red.

I knew nothing, and could only pretend to have amnesia to just barely get by.

Then they started fighting over how many days each of them got to see me...

I was utterly shocked.

I really am a woman who tempts people into committing crimes. (lights cigarette jpg)

Please note:

1. One-on-one romance, pairing undecided.

2. The blurb is written in first person, but the story itself is in third person.

Blurb written on April 9, 2023

Theme: The road is winding, but beyond the darkness lies a future in full bloom.