The day the campus belle set off fireworks to confess to Qin Lang, he reported her for "setting off fireworks and firecrackers in the city," and she was taken to the police station to write a twenty-thousand-word self-criticism.
Seeing the campus belle crying pitifully, An Xiaotu resolves to avenge his goddess.
So An Xiaotu turns himself into an online cutie, uses a voice changer to add Qin Lang in a game, and plans to make the jerk fall for him before dumping him.
But after feeding the other team thirty kills and barely winning anyway, he gets kicked out of the room by Qin Lang first.
An Xiaotu pouts and opens the chat with Qin Lang, whose contact name is "Qin the Dog," to keep bothering him.
Official Little Cutie: Big brother, why did you kick Little Cutie? Was it because Little Cutie is so bad at the game? (crying)
Qin the Dog: I don't want to hear that cutesy voice.
Official Little Cutie: Then I won't talk. I'll show Big Brother Little Cutie's pictures. [Image] [Image]
Qin the Dog: [Baidu image search] Pictures from the internet?
An Xiaotu breaks into a cold sweat and has no choice but to grit his teeth and send Qin Lang a photo of his legs.
And so Qin Lang becomes An Xiaotu's online husband.
Who would've thought this jerk, who acts so cool and indifferent at school, would be such a sleazy old flirt in private! An Xiaotu sneers at him in his mind while happily sending Qin the Dog more pictures.
But then the truth comes out. An Xiaotu runs for his life, only to be knocked unconscious by a flowerpot falling from the second floor.
When he opens his eyes again, that bastard has followed him all the way to the hospital!
Looking at Qin Lang's dark expression beside the bed, An Xiaotu is afraid he'll get beaten up, so he thinks fast and tentatively calls him, "Honey?"
Qin Lang: "..."
Qin Lang has a childhood friend called An Xiaotu, who loves messing with him.
Every time Qin Lang so much as raises a hand, the kid sits down on the ground and starts crying, as if he's suffered some terrible injustice.
Now this little rabbit sends him pictures of his legs every day. He really is asking for it.
But Qin Lang can't bring himself to expose him.
Until the silly rabbit gives himself away, scurries around in a panic, and gets hit in the head by a flowerpot!
Qin Lang spends three days at the hospital, neither eating nor drinking. The little rabbit opens his eyes and looks up at him eagerly, then softly says, "Honey?"
Even though he knows the kid is pretending to have amnesia and playing tricks on him, Qin Lang gladly accepts his new identity.
The little rabbit disguises himself as Red Riding Hood and orders the Big Bad Wolf around.
The Big Bad Wolf grits his teeth, waiting to settle the score and devour this troublesome rabbit whole.
[Cool on the outside, shameless and cunning on the inside, a big bad wolf top × a silly, sweet, coquettish crybaby bottom who thinks he's straight]
One-on-one, happy ending, each other's first love.
Revised March 19
Theme: Don't lie.
