The once-renowned Qi clan is in decline, and its eldest legitimate grandson is still a fool.
His stepmother and aunt each have their own schemes, and they kindly arrange a marriage for the foolish young master.
They say the young master of the Jiang family has been sickly since childhood and is wanton by nature. Surely he won't last long after getting married...
But as soon as the supposedly "sickly" and "wanton" Young Master Jiang enters the house, he kicks the "thief" who had designs on him into a cripple, then insists on going for a run every morning and playing ball in the courtyard...
Jiang Luan: Health is the foundation of everything. Go for a run early, and live to ninety-nine!
Stepmother and aunt: ??
Jiang Luan is accidentally hit in the back of the head by a soccer ball while playing, and immediately... well, transmigrates to a strange world.
Though this world is ancient, its people go into heat like animals. Men can also marry and have children, and people like that are called ger.
Unfortunately, Jiang Luan transmigrates into the body of a delicate, frail ger. He gets winded after walking only a few steps, and he is married to a fool.
Luckily, the fool is easy on the eyes, well-behaved, and obedient. He can even "lend a hand" when Jiang Luan goes into heat, so Jiang Luan decides to stay for now and figure out what to do next.
But by staying just a little longer, he accidentally becomes the champion of household intrigue.
Then, quite by accident, the emperor becomes his underling.
And then, quite by accident, he ends up with a baby on the way.
Jiang Luan: Cnm, where's the fool I was promised?
Qi Shaolin: My wife, let me correct you on one thing: being a fool and being able to get you pregnant are two different matters.
Jiang Luan: Heh. But you really aren't stupid.
Qi Shaolin: Mm.
Ger are the ancient-world equivalent of omegas.
One-on-one, both pure.
Next novel:
"Is This How You Treat a Slave?"
Young Master Yan buys a slave from a brothel boat. The slave can do everything, except kiss him.
What's more, the bad slave is disobedient. He works as a spy and thinks about going back to his old home on the grasslands every day.
Young Master Yan can't figure it out. How can this guy not want to sleep with him in a place as barren as that?
Does the young master himself have to make the first move?
Hmph, he's not making a move. Let the slave suffer!
But as time passes, the future takes a bit of a turn.
When he belatedly becomes the prisoner who is now a "slave," Yan Se, who has spent his whole life doing bad things, suddenly wants to be a good person.
"My young master, have you failed to understand the situation?" Lou Xiao holds his chin and whispers like a demon. "Nanyan has fallen. I am the enemy army's commander, and you are my prisoner."
"Don't scare me," Young Master Yan says, his eyes brimming with tears. "Then I'll trade my body for your mercy. Please spare the people of Nanyan!"
Lou Xiao: ?
From the gong's perspective:
The northern Bian war god Lou Xiao is undercover as a war slave in a brothel boat, when he is accidentally bought and taken home by a good-for-nothing young master.
At their first meeting, Lou Xiao knows the young fool likes him. But for a war god of the grasslands like him to become a pretty boy's sex slave would be utterly humiliating, wouldn't it?
Yet as the days pass, the foolish young master never acts on his lecherous thoughts. He either orders Lou Xiao around blindly or stares at his lips, lost in thought.
Before long, the one who can't sit still is the slave.
Perhaps he should teach this little fool that "sharing a bed" doesn't just mean sleeping under the same covers...
Main story blurb:
Everyone says Young Master Yan is blessed. His father dotes on him, his mother adores him, and his head is empty. Every day, all he does is eat, drink, and have fun.
Yan Se used to think so too.
Until he has a strange dream and discovers that he is the vicious cannon fodder in a book, while his delicate cousin is the protagonist.
In this book, aside from the enemy villain who castrates himself at the beginning, nearly every man is in love with the protagonist, Yan Yuqing. His entire family's lives are nothing more than gifts for a deranged prince to use to curry favor with Yan Yuqing.
Seeing himself in the end, turned into a human bone-drink, Yan Se breaks into a cold sweat.
But since he's already thoroughly offended the protagonist's entire group, there's only one thing to do: kill the protagonist, take out the first, second, third, and fourth gongs, and work hard to become the protagonist himself!
Cold-faced but flirtatious, a slave who endures humiliation while undercover gong X a tough-on-the-outside, cowardly crybaby of a foolish young master shou
Theme: Be self-reliant and work hard. Effort after birth can overcome what you lack from birth.
Tsk tsk tsk, Xiao Zuo is a winner in life. It's so inspiring. From a boy, all the way to the queen
In fact, the emperor is quite good, except for the time when the former empress
After watching it, I felt so mixed. Everyone was really evil, but not completely evil. It made me very sad. Everyone's ending made me feel sad and lost qwq
Emmm How should I put it? It's quite subtle. After reading the whole text, the final impression is that the protagonist is treated like a tool.
Weird, weird, cute
I didn't expect that the emperor was still crazy, alas
It's been a long time since I've seen such a fluent article. At first I thought it was a house fight or something, but I was really pleasantly surprised.
So why did Qi Tian kill his brother and sister-in-law?
Is it over? Sprinkle flowers!! I wonder if Brother Lin and Brother Luan will have a football team! The writing is very good. I hope this style will be like this in the future.
Hahahahahahaha