I Call the Demon Lord Big Brother, and He Wants Me to Become His Sister-in-Law

#The last time I read a story like this, I was still a virgin#

#Now I'm the big sis-in-law to a whole bunch of little brats#

Jiang Xiaobei transmigrates into a cultivation world and farms for a living, picking up a brother with amnesia to share his days with.

Though his big brother is a bit dim and clueless, he's warmhearted and obedient. The two support each other, and Jiang Xiaobei is perfectly satisfied with their life together.

Only later does he discover that the man he's been ordering around to work in the fields is none other than Ling Shuangye, the Demon Realm's revered lord, rumored to eat people without spitting out their bones.

Jiang Xiaobei: B-Big Brother, I'm tough and bony. You might chip a tooth...

Ling Shuangye: It's fine. My teeth are strong.

Faced with the great demon after he regains his senses, Jiang Xiaobei turns to run, only to be caught and forced to accept his "repayment of a debt."

Ling Shuangye: As the saying goes, repay a kindness with grass knots and jade rings. I must offer myself to you.

Jiang Xiaobei: ...When a beautiful woman offers herself, that's repaying a kindness. You're a grown man. This is obviously revenge!

After being taken to the Demon Realm to cultivate together, Jiang Xiaobei gets two pieces of news.

The bad news is that Ling Shuangye isn't just the Demon Realm's revered lord, he's also the sect leader of the Hehuan Sect...

The good news is that Ling Shuangye cultivates through martial arts, not the Hehuan Sect's techniques. The rumor is that he's no good "down there."

If all they have to do is sleep together, Jiang Xiaobei can accept it without a problem. He even feels sorry for the Demon Lord.

Jiang Xiaobei: Big Brother, from now on, we're real brothers. I won't discriminate against you.

Ling Shuangye (frowning): Who wants to be your brother?

Jiang Xiaobei: ...If not brothers, then... sisters?

Ling Shuangye: .

Ling Shuangye grits his teeth as he smiles: "Fine. Then we'll be 'good sisters' who share the same blanket."

Later, Jiang Xiaobei, once a virgin and now a big sis-in-law, gets out of bed holding his aching waist and reaches one conclusion:

Damn, rumors really can ruin your life!

1v1, mutual pining, both sexually inexperienced, happy ending

Coming soon 1: Flirting with the Boss in an Escape Game (Infinite Flow)

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Xie Yun, a minor celebrity, signs up for a live-action murder mystery variety show. He diligently plays his "weakling" persona and takes the chance to sell a fake romance with his assigned partner.

But isn't it strange? Are variety shows with ordinary people all the rage now? He doesn't recognize a single one of the guests... There's only one man who stands out from the crowd as exceptionally handsome. He must be Xie Yun's on-screen partner.

His buddy is a little "shy and introverted" and "not much of a talker," and his "reactions" to their interactions are "pretty lukewarm," but that's all right. Xie Yun started out in a boy band. He knows exactly how to sell a fake romance!

It's just that every time Xie Yun "slips" and falls into his partner's arms, he gets a whole lot of terrified stares from everyone around them.

Xie Yun: Uh... Sure, a straight guy selling a fake romance is asking for a lightning strike, but do you really have to look at me like I'm a monster? I just want to get famous...

Everyone's thoughts: Where did this reckless idiot come from, rubbing up against the boss nonstop? Is he trying to get himself killed?

The boss: No, he's just looking to get fucked.

Coming soon 2: I Pretended to Have Amnesia and Called My Love Rival "Hubby"

The day the campus belle sets off fireworks to confess to Qin Lang, he reports her for violating the city's ban on setting off fireworks and firecrackers. She's hauled to the police station and made to write a twenty-thousand-word apology.

Watching the campus belle cry her eyes out, An Xiaotu resolves to avenge his goddess.

So An Xiaotu poses as a cute girl online, uses a voice changer to add Qin Lang as a gaming friend, and plans to make the jerk fall for him before dumping him.

But after feeding the other team thirty kills and scraping out a win, he ends up being kicked out of the room by Qin Lang first.

An Xiaotu pouts and opens his WeChat chat with Qin Lang, whose contact name is "Qin Dog," to keep pestering him.

Official Cutie: Big Brother, why did you kick me out? Is it because I'm so bad at the game? (crying)

Qin Dog: I don't want to hear that cutesy voice.

Official Cutie: Then I'll stop talking. I'll show Big Brother some pictures of me [image] [image]

Qin Dog: [Baidu image search] Pictures from the internet?

An Xiaotu breaks out in a cold sweat and has no choice but to grit his teeth and send Qin Lang a picture of his legs.

And so Qin Lang becomes An Xiaotu's online husband.

Who would've thought this jerk, who acts so cool and aloof at school, would be a total pervert in private! An Xiaotu despises him in his thoughts while happily sending Qin Dog more pictures.

But then his secret is exposed. An Xiaotu runs for his life, only to be knocked unconscious by a flowerpot falling from the second floor.

When he opens his eyes again, that damn dog has followed him all the way to the hospital!

Looking at Qin Lang's dark expression beside the bed, An Xiaotu is afraid he'll get beaten and comes up with an idea in a flash. He tentatively calls out, "Hubby?"

Qin Lang: "..."

Qin Lang has a childhood friend named An Xiaotu, who loves to provoke him for no reason.

Every time Qin Lang even starts to raise a hand, the kid plops down on the ground and cries, as if he's been horribly wronged.

Now this little rabbit sends him pictures of his legs every day. He really is asking for it.

But Qin Lang can't bring himself to call him out.

That is, until the silly rabbit gives himself away, runs around in a panic, and gets hit on the head by a flowerpot!

Qin Lang stays at the hospital for three days without eating or drinking. The moment the little rabbit opens his eyes, he gazes at Qin Lang and softly calls him, "Hubby?"

Qin Lang knows the kid is pretending to have amnesia and playing games with him, but he gladly accepts his new identity.

The little rabbit disguises himself as Red Riding Hood and has the Big Bad Wolf dancing to his tune.

The Big Bad Wolf grits his teeth, waiting to settle the score later and devour this incorrigible rabbit whole.

[Cool and aloof on the outside, shameless and cunning on the inside, big bad wolf top x thinks he's straight, flirtatious, spoiled, sweet and silly crybaby bottom]

Theme: Strive toward your goals, but don't miss the scenery along the way.