Summoning Cell Players to Save My Life

In the interstellar age, parasitic viruses are rampant. You Qi's infection level has reached 99%, and he is about to be euthanized for humanitarian reasons. He accepts an experiment proposed by the Main System:

Use the body as a battlefield, the organs as strongholds, and the cells as soldiers. Summon humans from ancient Earth to wage a battle for control of the body against parasitic viruses.

And so:

The players become tiny cells. They plant hair on his face, clear-cut the forest on his head and turn it into a desert, cut into his liver, stab his kidneys, and even drag his brain cells into their games.

You Qi: "..."

Don't get mad. They're here to save his life.

Then one day, You Qi calmly asked, "What are they doing?"

The System replied, "Oh, they're getting you sterilized."

You Qi: "..."

You Qi, a future human on the verge of becoming a virus factory, turns his body into a full-dive game to cleanse it of the Type D parasitic virus:

Off We Go, Cells!

From the start, you get one tiny cell. You have to earn all your experience points yourself: either go to work or join the hunt for parasitic viruses.

As soon as this full-dive game launched on Earth, it drew in countless players.

Newbie Player No. 1: "Oh my gosh! Has technology really advanced this far? They've even made a full-dive game that interfaces with brain waves!"

Casual Player No. 2: "Guys, what quest do I need to do to change my epidermal cell class to a red blood cell? I even get experience points deducted for planting trees in the afforestation system. That's so annoying!"

Combat Player No. 3: "Attack! Die, parasitic virus! The liver is mine! I'll conquer the liver and become its lord, then head for the kidneys!"

Player No. N, name unknown: "Do you think we should side with that parasitic virus? I feel like it's actually pretty nice to us."

Also known as:

#I Summoned Players to Save My Life, but They Stabbed My Kidneys#

#I Summoned Players to Save My Life, and Later They Got Me Sterilized#

#I Summoned Players to Save My Life, and They Turned Around and Betrayed Me#

Off We Go, Cell Calamity!

A war between cells and viruses inside the human body. The Fourth Calamity.

Epidermis map (complete): [The Mission of Keratinocytes] 3-47

Bone marrow map (complete):

1. Prologue [The Work of Red Blood Cells] 48-88

2. Reclaiming the Bone Marrow: [The Duties of White Blood Cells] 89-

[The Mission of Hematopoietic Stem Cells] 115-

[Platelets and Yellow Bone Marrow] 153-162

Liver map (in progress):

Upcoming: I'm Bringing Earth Players to Make Games in the Interstellar Age

[Fourth Calamity, no CP, two-way full-dive game]

In the interstellar age, technology advances at breakneck speed, and humanity no longer needs old-fashioned games.

It is an ancient game program abandoned by various planets and their rulers.

Before it could be destroyed for good, it summoned an ancient Earth human on the brink of death to inherit its body and help it fulfill its wish to restore the glory of the old game program.

You Hei, who will die if he doesn't fulfill the wish: "..."

Cheating one person is cheating. Cheating a whole crowd is no different.

So he turned his body into a full-dive game combining multiple genres.

Then, without hesitation, he tricked all of Earth's players into coming over to do quests and hard labor, while he sat back and reaped the benefits.

Recently, an ancient full-dive game has become popular across the star regions.

Its old-fashioned setting, long history, strange shops, inexplicable minigames, and a crowd of android NPCs modeled after ancient Earth humans...

Have left interstellar humans unable to tear themselves away.

Interstellar Player No. 1: "The NPCs in there even swear, and they swear so obscenely I can't swear back at them."

Interstellar Player No. 2: "Exactly! I only accidentally knocked his house down. What's so great about that dump? It's full of holes and was bound to collapse sooner or later. The moment I said that, the NPC swung a stick at me and tried to take me down with him."

Meanwhile, on Earth...

"At long last, full-dive games are here!"

A full-dive management game launched on Earth. One by one, the players who won beta access entered the game, claimed plots of land, and built their own shops.

An angry Earth player left a message on the game's official account: "The NPCs in this game are outrageous! I worked so hard to build a haunted house, and I was just one step away from opening it, when an NPC tore it down right in front of me!"

Another Earth player's hands were trembling: "The NPCs can't handle losing!"

"He refused to accept that he'd lost a game, so I argued with him."

"He couldn't win the argument, so he hit me and smashed my shop!"

Interstellar players: "We're the players. They're the NPCs."

Earth players: "Funny, that's what we think too."

#I Brought Earth Players to Play Games in the Interstellar Age, but Interstellar Players Thought I Was Taking Them to Play Games in Ancient-Era Earth.#

#I Opened an Old-School Entertainment City in an Interstellar Full-Dive Game#

#I Made a Management Full-Dive Game on Earth#

#Making Games in Earnest, Deceiving Both Sides with All My Heart#

Theme: Protect your cells, protect your body.