I Conquered the Cultivation World with Fruit

Blurb 1

Just before becoming completely vegetative, You Mo, a young man from the human realm with a terminal illness, is bound to a fruit System and accidentally falls into the strange, unfamiliar Realm of Hundred Fragrances.

To return to the human realm and fulfill his late grandmother’s last wish, he takes the immortal sect’s entrance exam, joins the sect, undergoes all kinds of trials, and works hard to improve his cultivation.

Just as home seems closer than ever, Bai Ri Sect faces an unprecedented crisis. The threat of the power of decay spreads step by step, corrupting the entire Realm of Hundred Fragrances...

The mystery of the fruits, the mystery of the System, and layer upon layer of fog come rushing in.

And everything points to the truth of his origins.

Bearing the power of fruit, how will he resolve the crisis in the Realm of Hundred Fragrances?

Blurb 2

After the System tricked him into the murderous world of cultivation, You Mo looked at the apple in his hand and nearly wept.

You Mo roared, “Has anyone ever heard of someone whose cheat is an apple? Is this supposed to be a joke?”

Later, on the dueling platform.

A bright red apple came flying from far away.

You Mo: “Have an apple!”

Both hands busy eating, forcibly disarmed.

His opponent couldn’t stop chomping on the apple. “You! What did you do to me?!”

You Mo swung his club and knocked him off the platform.

Facing an enemy who wouldn’t stop chasing him.

You Mo: “Chrysanthemums fall, the ground is stained, petals drop and break my heart!”

A rain of tangerines, a powerful stun skill, and forced to kneel with a bout of diarrhea.

Everyone clutched their stomachs, surrendering and begging for mercy. “Stop it, stop it! Any more and we’ll get dehydrated!”

At the moment of ascension.

“An unconventional way to fight with durian flesh!”

You Mo: “Look at you all, insisting on fighting me. Why didn’t you just give it to me earlier? Now I have to ascend in the smell of durian, and my clothes stink too.”

Everyone: “...You’re shameless!”

Later, a God of Fruit appeared out of nowhere, with countless disciples under his command.

His name was You Mo!

When people talked about him:

“That day, a young man riding a durian and holding an apple appeared before me like a god, and saved my life.”

“No, no, he came tumbling down while carrying a durian!”

“I think that’s right. So even the God of Fruit got hurt when he was young, just like us.”

The story of You Mo using fruit as weapons and all sorts of ridiculous fruit-based combat skills to resolve crises, eventually becoming the God of Fruit in the immortal realm.

Coming soon: “Summoning Players to Stab My Kidney”

In the age of interstellar travel, a parasitic virus is rampant. With the virus infection at 99 percent and about to be put down for humanitarian reasons, You Qi accepts an experiment conducted by the Central Intelligence System:

Using his body as a battlefield, his organs as cities, and his cells as soldiers, he will summon ancient Earth humans to fight a battle for control of his body.

And so:

The players plant hair on his face, cut down trees on his head to create a desert, cut his liver, stab his kidney, and even play with his brain cells.

You Qi: “??? What are they doing?”

The System hurriedly held him back. “They’re here to save your life!”

Later.

You Qi transformed into a tiny cell, raised his weapon, and charged at the players:

“I’m taking you all down with me! You’re not here to save me, you’re here to kill me!”

The System: “What happened?”

You Qi was on the verge of tears.

“Look at them! Look at them! They’re blowing up my balls, blowing up my balls!”

Coming soon: “I Drew a Cell Card (Card Game)”

After the System tricked him into an interstellar card-game world, he confidently took out his card to face the enemy who had suddenly appeared.

Then...

A trembling red blood cell appeared. The blood cell looked up and immediately ran away.

Red blood cell: “This dungeon is no good! It’s too dangerous. Wait here, I’ll call a few teammates over.”

Him: ???

Did his card come to life and run away?!!

After being beaten so badly he nearly died, he knelt on the ground, pounded it, and wailed, “Waaah! I want to change cards! I want to change cards!”

He heard similar cries nearby and looked over curiously. A few people in ragged clothes were about to jump into the river, making a scene as if their lives were over.

One person: “Waaah! I don’t want to live anymore! This System is such a scam! Who’s ever heard of a card that cleans? What am I supposed to do with a mop?!”

Second person: “Waaah, don’t even get me started! I have to cook for them while fighting. My card is a spatula! Waaah...”

Third and fourth people: “Waaah... We’ve got it bad too... We don’t want to live anymore, waaah...”

Theme: Work hard to live, and work hard to improve.