Dazai, Switching Over to the Afterlife Hall

Next novel coming soon: The Odds of Surviving a Dream with Boss Dazai. Blurb at the end! Another upcoming novel: Inside Dazai’s Mind, an AI female lead and Dazai push each other to the limit. Currently in preparation alongside this one. The blurb is in my author page, so feel free to bookmark it if you’re interested. Rumor has it that there’s a mysterious funeral parlor in Yokohama’s Suribachi District. Closed during the day, open at night. Even the locals avoid speaking of it. But if you are prepared, you can write the name of the dead on a slip of paper at midnight and push it through the door. Before long, you’ll see the spirit of the person you miss. Some scoff at the idea. Some have their doubts. But life and death follow their own order, and fate is unpredictable. The Wangsheng Funeral Parlor is open for business today, as always. “Director Hu, who exactly is that consultant named Dazai at the parlor?” “Hm? Dazai? Heehee, The moon is bright, the stars are clear, and the night breeze is refreshing. It’s a perfect time for a poem.” Dazai of the Port Mafia, brilliant and quick-witted. Handsome brows and starlit eyes, elegant as a jade tree. Experienced and well-informed, always ready with an answer. The person asking left in a daze, only to come to their senses outside. “...Wait, you didn’t tell me anything!” A resident shook their head and walked by without a second glance. “How naive. You actually thought you’d get half a truthful answer out of Director Hu.” Director Hu winked. “I never lie!” [Blurb archived March 15, 2020] ① The female lead’s character is based on the game. It’s fine if you haven’t played it, it won’t affect your reading. ② HE, pairing with Dazai. ③ A crossover multiverse. Wherever there’s business, that’s where the female lead goes. ④ The story is driven by the author’s imagination. Also, the relationship between the Abyss and the ley lines is my own setting, not canon, so there’s no need to dwell on it. The Odds of Surviving a Dream with Boss Dazai Blurb: Dream-eating Deer is the best dream thief. If she enters your dream, there’s no secret in the world she can’t steal. Until one day, she received an assignment: [Dig up the Port Mafia’s current boss’s deepest fear] “That’s it? Easy~ Wait for my good news!” Dream-eating Deer was brimming with confidence. She packed her things and bought a ticket in one go, heading straight to the target company alone! After lying low for half a month, Dream-eating Deer: “I’m sorry, I was way too loud earlier. I want to cancel the job. I can’t do this.” Client: “I’ll double the fee.” Dream-eating Deer: “This isn’t about money. I really can’t take the job.” “To steal someone’s dreams, the target has to dream. To dream, they have to sleep. But that bastard, he. Does. Not. Sleep! Do you understand? He doesn’t sleep! For half a month, he hasn’t closed his eyes for even one second! That fucking, doesn’t sleep!” How could such a terrifying human being exist? In short, she couldn’t do the job. Client: “...I’ll triple the fee.” Dream-eating Deer: “Which word of what I just said did you not understand?” Client: “Ten times the fee.” Dream-eating Deer: “I said this isn’t about the, ” “Thirty times.” “No, I really can’t...” “Fifty times.” “…” “Eighty times!” “…” “I’ll also give you thirty free study-abroad placements once the job is done. From kindergarten through university, all the paperwork will be handled, and you can choose any school.” Female lead: “...Including schools overseas?” The client gritted their teeth, heart bleeding. “Yes, any country!” Female lead: “Great! I’m taking the job!! Wait for my good news!” Dream thief Dream-eating Deer. Nobody has seen her true face, but everyone knows she’s the greatest dream master. But nobody knows that she isn’t human. And nobody knows that she’s saving money with all her might for just one reason: To send the human children at home to school, where they’ll get the best education and attend the best schools! For example, the nine years of compulsory education next door seems pretty good. In short, it’s time to start preparing One Lesson, One X, Five Years of X Exams, Three Years of O Practice, and The Complete Guide to Pinyin in advance. Theme: Life and death follow their own order, and fate is unpredictable. Never give up hope