The Idiot Saintess and the Gravity User: Who'll Die of Anger First?

[My other story, The Wangsheng Funeral Parlor Is Open for Business, is now underway. The pairing is with Dazai. Come visit~] Fili Bradstone, sixteen years old, has been wandering from another world to Yokohama for seven days. She's just a little short of starving to death on the street. But there's always a way out. She meets a kind boy with auburn hair and blue eyes. He's gruff, and the first thing he does when they meet is headbutt her. But he still grumbles as he carries her around town, looking for restaurants, while explaining a whole series of "Yokohama safety tips." "Ragahah, you're such a good person, young man!" Fili is holding her thirtieth bowl of ramen, tears of gratitude welling in her eyes. The young King of the Sheep looks at his empty wallet and falls silent. "..." "Don't worry, I'll count this meal as a loan! As proof, kind young man, please accept this." The foolish saint thumps her chest, makes her promise with absolute confidence, and pulls out a ring. A woman's wedding ring. "Hehe, this is an incredibly precious magic ring! One of these can buy a castle!" "What do you think? With this as collateral, doesn't that make you feel better?" Wow, she's so clever! Fili: Proudly putting her hands on her hips.jpg Chuuya, with the woman's ring stuck on his finger, has a vein throbbing in his forehead. "..." Feel better, my foot! Where did this blonde idiot come from?! The King of the Sheep, Chuuya, is fifteen years old. He picked up a blonde idiot. Not only is her identity suspicious and her "ability" bottomless, she has absolutely no common sense. He always feels that if he looks away for a second, she'll turn around and get tricked into joining some shady organization, where they'll treat her like a "weapon." [...I can't just leave her alone.] [Fine. I'll look after her for now.] The young King of the Sheep rubs his face and sighs in despair. He only meant to lend a hand and leave once her [Worry-Free House] was up and running. But when he comes to his senses... this blonde idiot has become part of his everyday life. Fili, have I ever told you? The days and nights I spend with you are my miracle. [Blurb archived April 15, 2022] 1. Third-person narration. The heroine is a saint who teeters on the brink of bankruptcy every day and gets along very well with a certain white-haired handyman. Don't worry, though, she has reliable employees. 2. Also known as My Job Is to Listen to Your Troubles, Not Save Your Best Friend and My Employees Can Do Everything. 3. Happy ending. 4. That's right, I just want to write about the Worry-Free House: an unlucky shopkeeper and a reliable gravity manipulator employee. Theme: The world is beautiful, and peace matters