Master Took the Dragon-Prince's Kid and Ran

[Cultivation Farming / Sweet and Sour / Equal Parts Plot and Romance]

The overpowered protagonist of a feel-good xianxia novel was originally a good-for-nothing with no spiritual roots. One day, he awakens his powers, seizes resources, gathers a harem, and eventually kills his master to prove his Dao and ascend to immortality.

Ye Wang had just finished reading the most satisfying scene in the whole novel when everything went black. When he opened his eyes again, he had transmigrated into the cannon-fodder master who gets killed by the protagonist's disciple as a stepping stone to immortality.

The cannon-fodder master is aloof and proud, but he gives his heart to the wrong person. He devotes himself to the protagonist, even resorting to every means at his disposal to spend a night with the protagonist's disciple.

And now, the story has reached the very night the two of them spent together.

Ye Wang: ...

His body was faintly burning with heat. Had the protagonist actually succeeded or not?

Ye Wang has no desire to be the protagonist's stepping stone to immortality. While the other man is still asleep, he makes a run for it in the middle of the night, but the drug's effects keep tormenting him. Just as he is starting to drift in and out of consciousness, a handsome young man appears in time and relieves him of the drug's effects in a night of passion.

When he comes to, he leaves behind a pouch of silver and finds a secluded village where he can live a lazy, carefree life.

Everything seems perfectly normal, except for the drowsiness, nausea, and the belly that's slowly growing larger.

Ye Wang holds his back and ponders.

He seems to be pregnant. Whose child is it?

After becoming pregnant, it isn't just his breasts that ache and his head that spins. His little plot of land has started acting strangely, too.

A rooster breathes fire and turns the cabbages into spirit ginseng. A pig lights a stove in the kitchen at midnight to make him soup. Every day, a mountain sparrow dances on the windowsill to cheer him up.

And there's a black snake as thick as his forearm. During the day, it coils around his waist while he farms. At night, it clings to him as they sleep together, sharing the closest intimacy.

Later, when the child is born, the heavens send down an auspicious sign. The baby is even born with a natural Qi-refining constitution.

Ye Wang suddenly understands:

With talent like this, the child must be the protagonist's!

He doesn't know how to nurse a baby, so he gets ready to pack up and send the child back to the protagonist.

But before he can leave, the black snake that's been clinging to him transforms into a defiant-looking man. Black scales cover the corners of his eyes. He's none other than the Demon Lord, the greatest villain in the entire novel.

The Demon Lord pins him against the door, his gaze sinister and his voice low:

"Who are you planning to give my child to?"

Tips:

1. 1v1. This is my first attempt at mixing farming and cultivation.

2. From the start, there's a Kun that evolves by devouring everything. All the mythical beasts mentioned come from the Classic of Mountains and Seas.

3. That awful mobile game based on the Classic of Mountains and Seas isn't fun. Don't play it.

4. The love interest is a snake. The protagonist gives him his name, and for the sake of their kink, he's happy to be called the child's mother.

5. Cyberpunk-style childbirth in the cultivation world. The origins are complicated, so you'll have to read the story to find out.

6. I'll add more if I think of anything else~

Theme: The Peach Blossom Spring