There's No Way I'll Get Exposed [Entertainment Industry]

Yu Zhou has been an obsessive fan of Qu Song ever since he was little.

After Yu Zhou debuted, his impossibly handsome face and perfect figure won him legions of fans, from devoted mother figures to self-proclaimed wives.

His company gave him the image of a talented young idol who rejected shipping rumors and focused on his career.

Yu Zhou swore confidently, "Don't worry. That's exactly who I am."

Soon after, Yu Zhou was invited to appear on an original music variety show.

During a song-guessing game, a tricky passage from one of Qu Song's obscure songs played, and Yu Zhou answered instantly.

Fans: ???

Yu Zhou: I just have a photographic memory.

The show asked Yu Zhou to rank famous musicians according to his preferences. Without a moment's thought, he placed Qu Song last.

That same day, someone dug up a photo of Yu Zhou at Qu Song's concert last year. The photo was crystal clear, and he was wearing a light-up sign on his head that read "Qu Song mua~"

Fans: ???

Yu Zhou: ... I went with a friend who was an obsessive fan. They insisted on putting the sign on my head.

The show asked Yu Zhou to review Qu Song's signature work, "This Shore."

Yu Zhou: Nothing remarkable.

That same day, Yu Zhou's secret Weibo account was exposed.

Then people found that beneath Qu Song's post promoting his new song "This Shore" last year, Yu Zhou's top comment was still there: "Been playing this on repeat. Husband, you're the GOAT."

Fans: ???!!!

Yu Zhou: ...

#You people really know how to dig. You've exposed me down to my underwear#

The hero's perspective

Qu Song is an unremarkable king of hit songs in Chinese pop music, with countless awards to his name.

One day, Qu Song happened to hear a song's music video and played it two hundred times in a row.

Qu Song: Sob, it's so good! The more I listen, the more I appreciate it.

Sob, the singer is so handsome, too! I'm in love!

Qu Song received an invitation to appear on a variety show. When he heard Yu Zhou would be there too, he eagerly hurried over, ready to have a friendly chat about music.

But during the recording, Qu Song was ignored the entire time.

#Why did he rank me last!#

#Nothing remarkable?! This is my classic, okay!#

Qu Song shut himself away.

...He hates me.

...But I'm so amazing.

Then he saw Yu Zhou's secret Weibo account get exposed.

What! Husband?! He called me husband! Aaaaaah!

At the recording, Qu Song's eyes lit up green as he hurtled toward Yu Zhou like an arrow loosed from a bow.

The director shouted frantically, "Mr. Qu! Watch out! The cameras are rolling!"

Reading Guide:

- One-on-one, both leads are sexually inexperienced.

- Sweet romance. If there's angst, I'll lose.

- The hero is a puppy-type seme.

Theme: Cross the storm to see the sunny skies.