Spoiling Ancient People with Zhihu

(The pacing in my earlier version was off, so I made a few adjustments.)

After updating Zhihu to the latest version, Chen Yun was astonished to discover that her Zhihu account connected to countless parallel worlds.

[Qin Shi Huang]: How exactly do I raise a qualified heir? Fusu openly contradicts me. He's so disobedient!

[Chen Yun]: Thanks for the question. Um... Is it possible he's actually extremely obedient to you, and has always regarded you as his heaven?

After you die, Li Si and Zhao Gao keep your death secret, install Prince Hu Hai, and forge an edict ordering Fusu to die.

When Fusu sees the edict ordering him to die, he draws his sword and kills himself without hesitation.

Qin Shi Huang: !!!

Just after Fusu and his party are exiled by the First Emperor to the northern frontier, an urgent edict, carried at top speed, summons him back to the Xianyang Palace.

Qin Shi Huang: Fusu, perhaps you weren't wrong. I'll give you a chance to prove it. Starting today, you'll govern the state in my place. I want to see the realm under your rule. Don't disappoint me.

[Xin Qiji]: I'm on my way to Jiankang, about to return to the Song. What does the future hold for me?

[Chen Yun]: Thanks for the question. Don't return! Whatever you do, don't return to the Song!

The Southern Song court won't trust you. You'll repeatedly be denied a position of influence, and the court will keep clinging to a policy of appeasement. In the end, you'll die in bed, crying out for the enemy to be slain.

I suggest gathering your followers, heading to the coast, and finding a ship. Then sail south. There's an island called Liuqiu. You can farm and build things there, and quietly grow your strength.

Three hundred years later, the powerful sailing ships of the Dutch East India Company land on Liuqiu Island and shout: "Open the gates!"

Cannons roar from the island. The ships are instantly blown to smithereens.

Xin Wenzhen wonders: "Wait, why are they still building ships out of wood?"

[Cao Cao]: I've already stationed an army of 830,000 north of the Yangtze. I'll take Jiangdong any day now!

[Fu Jian]: What a coincidence! I've got 800,000 against 80,000 too. Victory is mine!

[Zhu Qizhen]: I'm personally leading the campaign. A tiny Wala? Laughable!

[Chen Yun]: One answer for all of you: Keep your heads down and build your strength. Don't get cocky.

[Lu You]: I fear my time is nearly up. Will the imperial army ever march north and reclaim the Central Plains?

[Du Fu]: Alas, the world is full of hardship... Will there ever be a day when poor scholars can put their learning to use, and ordinary people no longer suffer the ravages of war?

[Chen Yun]: [Image] This is the map of China today. Not just the Central Plains, but the Western Regions, the northern steppes, northern Liaoning, and Tibet are all part of our homeland.

[Image] This is an ordinary person's lunch: four dishes and a soup, with a nice balance of meat and vegetables.

[Video] This is a military parade from a few years ago. We are now a nation with ten thousand chariots, and we possess the "Truth" Dongfeng. No one on this planet dares to start a war with us anymore!

Theme: Believe that after the storm comes a rainbow