The Pregnant Men in Pregnancy Novels All Want to Top Me [Quick Transmigration]

Wang Yiming, a carefree man with no sense of guilt, broke up with the boyfriend he had lived with for a year. His boyfriend’s expression was calm, so composed that he showed no sign of heartbreak. He didn’t try to stop Wang Yiming. Instead, he wished him a safe journey. But just after getting onto the highway, Wang Yiming was in a car accident and died. After death, he was forced to transmigrate into a pregnancy novel. Not only did he have to win over pregnant men, he also had to help the System collect someone’s “soul fragments.” And these so-called “fragments” were actually connected to his ex-boyfriend? World One: [The Useless Beauty Gets Pregnant] (After I transmigrated as the useless beauty’s pocket cat, he killed the scummy top for me) System: Having you transmigrate as his cat was a great idea. His affection rating has already reached 100%. Next, you need to take out his heart. That’s the “soul fragment” I want. Wang Yiming: ??? (Pressed his chubby paw against the useless beauty’s chest, tried to dig out his heart, failed) Useless Beauty: Meow-meow must have a reason for doing this! He must want my heart! How did he know he’d already captured it? World Two: [The Chaste Priest Gets Pregnant] (How I became a hero and had to rescue a priest from a monster’s lair) System: He’s turned into a monster. What are you going to do? Wang Yiming: I have my ways. By the way, where’s the fragment you want? System: His reproductive organ. Wang Yiming: ??? (Pondered it from every angle, trying to figure out how to get his hands on the fragment) Priest: You must be disgusted by how filthy I am. You might as well cut it off. It’ll grow back anyway. World Three: [The Scummy Top Becomes a Bottom and Gets Pregnant] (How the scummy top got topped by the original protagonist for all his misdeeds, even though my target is a pregnant scummy top) System: The top became a bottom, then became a top for you. What a great deal. His affection rating is 100%. His eyes are the “soul fragments” I want. Dig them out. Wang Yiming: ??? (Guiltily covered the scummy top’s eyes with his hand and poked around at random, failed) Scummy Top: They’re just eyes. I’ll give you my life! World Four: [Beastfolk Otherworld] (After transmigrating as a vicious supporting character, the beastwoman protagonist bottom wants to start a family with me) System: He says he wants to have a hundred babies for you. What do you think? Wang Yiming: Just tell me where the soul fragment you want is! System: His flesh and bones. Wang Yiming: ??? (Gestured at the protagonist bottom for a while, failed) Beastwoman Protagonist Bottom: You must be cold. I’ll go to my ex-husband’s territory, kill a few male beasts, and make you some clothes. World Five: [Ancient-Era Gero Novel] (How my target was someone else’s wife, happily married to her husband, but the System insisted I steal him away) System: Sometimes you have to look for the problem within yourself. Have you made an effort? Has your intelligence improved? Don’t keep thinking about giving up. Wang Yiming: What a helpful supporting character! His husband died, so I made my move. What now? System: The fragments are his hands. Wang Yiming: ... (Sighed as he stroked the gero’s beautiful hands) Gero: You must want me to mend your torn pants. What? You don’t want your pants mended? You want my hands? You should’ve said so! You can have them now. I’ll give you anything you want! Only later did Wang Yiming learn that all these pregnant men were the scummy tops he had wronged in his previous life. Coming soon: The Male Courtesan Top A sick, possessive male courtesan top X sunny bottom Lately, every time Gu Yilin dreams, he transmigrates into the same popular danmei web novel, as a commoner whose name he can’t even remember. The original novel describes him in just one passage: “The man secretly sized up Su Zhao, the popular protagonist, as he stepped down from his carriage. His face was full of wonder, and he couldn’t help thinking: What a fair and handsome young man! Just one look is enough to make one’s heart race and soul swoon!” After using a side character to highlight the protagonist’s beauty, the author drops the clichéd passerby from the story entirely. Gu Yilin wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, relieved that he didn’t have many scenes and hadn’t transmigrated as a villain or some unlucky character destined for a death ending in the original. His rowdy friends dragged him to a men’s brothel for a good time. He remembered that in the original novel there was a male courtesan with a tragic past who was shown kindness by the popular protagonist bottom, only to have his head chopped off by the jealous, deranged top. Filled with pity and sympathy, Gu Yilin asked for that courtesan to come serve him. The courtesan was old and past his prime, his frail body weak. No amount of makeup could cover the wrinkles at the corners of his eyes. They also said he was extremely loose, and after so many accidents, he had a strange smell that incense couldn’t cover. His friends all said Gu Yilin had unusual taste, picking something nobody else wanted. Gu Yilin just smiled, took the courtesan into a private room, and enthusiastically... played cat’s cradle with him. He wanted to save this poor soul who had fallen into a life of debauchery. Little did he know that after playing cat’s cradle with him a few times, he would turn the courtesan into a complete lunatic. My Life as a Female Insect, Yet I’m Told to Pursue Female Insects After being bound to a shady System, Shi Ling transmigrated into an insect-kind danmei novel titled The Female Insects Who Punched Me All Fell for Me in the End, as a cannon-fodder female insect who shared his name. The original was a “female-fist” activist. Dissatisfied with the privileges male insects enjoyed and the oppression of female insects in insect-star society, he repeatedly went after male insects with his fists, including his male-insect younger brother, the original novel’s protagonist top. Who could have guessed that as the original kept throwing punches, he would develop feelings for male insects and fall hopelessly in love with the protagonist top? Don’t ask why. The protagonist top’s irresistible-to-all-insects halo was at work. It was all about the “I love it now” effect. Though the original eventually came around, he still couldn’t escape his fate as cannon fodder. The resentful protagonist top sent him to the [Female Insect Correctional Center] for reeducation. The female-insect instructor at the correctional center had unspoken feelings for the protagonist top. After the original was sent there, the instructor found all sorts of ways to torment him. Original: Everyone at the correctional center is a genius! And they’re so good at talking! I love it here! He didn’t even make it through his second week. The original met his death ending at the correctional center. Shi Ling: It hurts, it hurts so much. What kind of hellish start is this? After taking over the original’s body, Shi Ling embarked on a long road of pursuing people. System: [See that female-insect instructor? Win him over and get him to let you out.] Shi Ling: Danced wildly in front of the female-insect instructor, only for his affection rating to go up by 0.25. Female-Insect Instructor: Oh, sorry, the affection rating went up wrong. It’s actually 25,000+. Shi Ling: ??? System: [Win over your female-insect roommate so he won’t dare bully you anymore.] Shi Ling: You’re the one who beat me into a pig’s head last time? Get over here and fence! I’ve trained for this. This time, I’ll make sure you don’t get away with it! (White Crane Spreads Its Wings.jpg) Female-Insect Roommate: Where do you live? Once I get out of the correctional center, I’m coming to ask for your hand in marriage. Shi Ling: ??? System: [Go win over the protagonist top’s female-insect tutor.] Shi Ling: You only teach the protagonist top and not me? Discrimination! Outrageous discrimination! Female-Insect Tutor: I’ve recently been researching The Possibility of Female Insects Being Together. Shi Ling: ??? System: [Make your female parent love you and only you.] Shi Ling: Don’t you think Father’s been looking at me a little strangely lately? System: [Become the most beloved female insect in your class at the female-insect school.] Shi Ling: The female insect on my left is my wife, the one on my right is my sweetheart, the one in front is my darling, and the one behind me is my dear. I laugh all day long. Female-Insect Classmate: We moved near your house, right across from your bedroom window. That way, we can see you even during school breaks. What do you think? Do you like it? Shi Ling: (Smile slowly disappears.jpg) System: [Win over the protagonist bottom, a military female insect.] Shi Ling: We may both be female insects, but I think I’m a better match for you than the protagonist top. (Rose in mouth.jpg) Protagonist Bottom, Military Female Insect: I think so too. I’ll come to your house and ask for your hand tonight. Shi Ling: ??? I’m Both the Top and the Bottom A selfcest, narcissistic romance After Jiang Luo rejected a suitor’s confession, one of that person’s fans secretly wrote him into a melodramatic xianxia danmei novel. The character modeled after him was a scheming, sinister junior brother, a black-hearted lotus who was deeply in love with the popular protagonist bottom and regarded him as an unattainable moon. The novel’s obsessive, sickly top consequently became the black lotus’s greatest enemy. To win the person he loved, the black lotus resolutely embarked on the path of demonic cultivation, becoming a villain with no way back. As everyone knows, villains who oppose sickly, obsessive tops rarely get a happy ending. After causing trouble for a full sixty-six chapters, the black lotus finally got what was coming to him. Not only did he die without leaving a trace, but even death brought him no peace. Jiang Luo’s face turned green as he read. The author was a despicable wretch. They’d even copied his name exactly and slapped it onto a villain. Perhaps furious at being insulted like that, Jiang Luo couldn’t stop thinking about it, even in his dreams. By a twist of fate, he transmigrated into the novel, sharing a body with the black lotus villain created in his image. Whenever the black lotus swooned over the popular protagonist bottom, Jiang Luo would cut in: “However handsome he is, can he really be more handsome than you? Look in the mirror more often.” Before long, the black lotus became obsessed with looking in the mirror. As he gently stroked his cheek, he gazed adoringly at Jiang Luo through the reflection. “The most beautiful one really is me.” When the black lotus went to pick a fight with the sickly, obsessive top, Jiang Luo hurriedly stopped him. “That guy’s no good. Don’t provoke him, or we’ll both be done for.” The black lotus took his advice and kept his distance from the sickly, obsessive top, turning his attention to something else. He prepared another body for Jiang Luo. Jiang Luo regained his freedom, but before he could get used to his new body, the black lotus took his hand and said tenderly, “You are me, and I am you. Let’s get married right here and now. You don’t have any objections, do you?” Jiang Luo: ??? Theme: The road of life is long. Only by persevering can we reap the fruits of success.