Spring Breeze of Absurdity Sweeps the Land, and Geto’s Sister Makes Us Proud

○Bonus chapter added on 2024.4.2 [The author's notes contain lots of little skits, and some bonus chapters come with extra free mini-stories too~ Kisses to all my lovely supporters reading the official version] = #Chihori in the Detective Conan universe, Chihori in the Bungo Stray Dogs universe. Check my profile #Shout-out to my friend Yan Xun's original secret identity story, When I Became an Uncapturable NPC in a Game = [A silly story featuring a cheerful, snarky heroine with a frail and sickly buff who is actually unbelievably strong] [Jujutsu Kaisen x Plants vs. Zombies] = Suguru had a sister who was one year older than him, but ever since they were little, his frail, sickly, ordinary sister had been resting at their family home in the countryside. They rarely saw each other. That was until he enrolled at Tokyo Jujutsu High. One day, a call from his mother told him that his sister, Geto Chihori, had returned from the countryside. And brought along the [adorable] flowers and plants she'd grown there. Suguru hesitated. “Uh, wait... why does that sunflower look like a person? And it can produce sunlight?” If he hadn't realized it wasn't a cursed spirit, he really would have attacked it!! Chihori: “Because it's a sunflower, our sun-producing healer.” Chihori: To keep the zombies from eating your brains, I've decided to bring Plants vs. Zombies into the real world! (thumbs up) = Ever since he was little, Suguru had known his sister was in poor health. Coughing up blood and being frail was part of her daily life. He thought he had to protect her, to protect the weak. But after some turbulent experiences left Suguru wavering over whether non-sorcerers were worth saving, he saw something in front of his own home that made his resolve falter... His “frail and sickly” sister was standing by the window, using a flowerpot to smash a cursed spirit to death. Then she casually set the flowerpot down and continued watering the plants with a radiant smile. Suguru: “???” “Oh, Suguru, you're back!” His sister waved to him from the window, then happily climbed out and made her way down from the fifth floor in just a few moves. “Welcome home!” Suguru: “...” Suguru: “...Are you okay? You know you're not in great health...” There was no way an [ordinary person] who was [frail and sickly] could do what she'd just done! She blinked, then nodded. “Oh, right, right, I'm frail and sickly.” She paused for a second. “So I came down from the window in two or three steps, instead of having to climb down several flights of stairs.” Suguru: “...??” Somehow it felt wrong, and yet somehow it made perfect sense! = They say Geto's sister can see cursed spirits too. Satoru once asked him why his sister didn't go to Jujutsu High with them. Suguru: “...She's frail and sickly.” That explained it. Satoru understood. Until one day, he saw Geto's sister punch a special-grade cursed spirit to pieces with his own eyes. Satoru: “???” Satoru: “Suguru, you lied to me!? Didn't you say your sister was frail and sickly!?” Suguru replied calmly, “Right. That's why she has to take out threats with one punch to save her strength.” Satoru: “...??” Somehow it felt wrong, and yet somehow it made perfect sense! = The supposedly second-grade Land God turned out to be a first-grade cursed spirit. Nanami and Haibara were instantly shocked and serious. Chihori, an extraordinary passerby: My younger brother's underclassmen are my underclassmen too! She immediately grabbed a Tall-nut and charged over One second earlier, the System: “Wait, that's not how you use a Tall-nut! It's for defense!!” The next second: The System watched the cursed spirit get smashed into the ground by the Tall-nut and fell into an eerie silence. “Take that, monster! Catch these nuts!” As her underclassmen stared blankly, the frail-looking girl smashed the cursed spirit so hard with the Tall-nut that it was nearly half-dead. Chihori: When your strength is maxed out, even protective gear becomes a weapon! (rose between teeth.jpg) = The fake frail-and-sickly routine, the real maxed-out strength, spreading happiness across the world! (dog with a rose in its mouth) And a very unconventional version of Plants vs. Zombies, hehe. Or maybe Plants vs. Cursed Spirits (?) #Silly spring breezes everywhere, Geto's sister makes us proud# Chihori: No way, one person's happiness can't change a world full of angst. We have to take the people's road! #Silly spring breezes everywhere, the people of Jujutsu are amazing# Chihori: Great, that's the spirit! =w= = Story elements: silliness = family bonds = friendship >>> romance. Mainly a silly, happy, heartwarming story! The main story is mostly about silly fun, family bonds, friendship, teasing, and general chaos. No-couple ending~ The bonus stories have a little hint of romance (mostly with Satoru, plus a tiny one-sided crush from Naoya on the heroine). ★Chihori in the Detective Conan universe (complete): Sharing Moments with the Police Academy Gang While Holding an Old-School Script ★Chihori in the Bungo Stray Dogs universe (upcoming): My Ability Is Something I Haven't Decided Yet ○My profile has various completed fanfics. Come check them out~ ○There are also lots of tempting upcoming stories! Theme: Face life with happiness