The Villain Does Whatever They Want [Quick Transmigration]

Q: What's the best way to defeat a villain?

A: Fight magic with magic, and defeat villains with villains.

World One: The Entertainment Industry Stand-In Who Quits to Take the Civil Service Exam

[Completed]

Reborn at the height of being hated by the entire internet, he receives a huge box of bloodstained razor blades from his rival's fans as a friendly greeting.

The villain says, "I'm done playing with you people."

He turns around, passes the civil service exam, and throws himself into the arms of the state. From then on, his reputation is spotless, and he enjoys watching the entertainment industry tear itself apart from the safety of a steady government job.

World Two: The Clickbaiting, Anything-Goes Internet Celebrity

[Completed]

The unscrupulous internet celebrity has evaded every crackdown and is riding high, never imagining he'd be brought down by a little kitty.

Reborn, the villain decides to take revenge on the cat in the cruelest way possible: he kidnaps stray cats, sets up a cat brothel, and forces them to sell themselves to pay off their debts.

With all kinds of scandalous cat videos, he walks the razor's edge of the censors' patience, draws countless viewers, and successfully rises to become a top-tier star.

"Today, our top cat will perform one of our signature acts: the cat gadan."

World Three: The Sham Lawyer Who'll Take Money but Has No Shame

[Completed]

Reform? Not a chance.

Working for love? Dream on.

As a "good" lawyer who likes to play dirty, I've always had one principle: I'll only work for money.

World Four: The Reborn Tyrant Does Whatever He Wants and Lives as a Lazybones, Waiting for His Country to Fall So He Can Fake His Death. Instead, He Unites the World Without Meaning To, and Can No Longer Be a Lazybones. [Ongoing]

World Five: A Delighted Menace in an Infinite Game, Cheating People, Ghosts, and Gods, and Never Telling the Truth

World Six: An Information Broker Who Sells Intelligence to Bring Down an Empire, Then Turns Around and Establishes a New Nation

The rest are undecided.

I'm terrible at writing blurbs. I really don't know what to say anymore QAQ

I wrote the first world in a hurry and without an outline, so there are some plot holes. I'll find time to revise it.

According to reader feedback, the lawyer world is the best, followed by the cat and lazybones worlds. Just pick whichever you like. Hope you enjoy reading~

Pre-release: Raising Kids' Guide, drafts in progress

An Qi transmigrates into a heartwarming found-family story and becomes a lovable, healing little darling, adopted as a son by some ordinary passerby.

His adoptive dad is handsome, but poor and conceited, and boasts every day that he's the best in the world.

But An Qi doesn't mind. An Qi loves his poor dad.

For two years, An Qi has been very well-behaved and rarely asks for anything.

That is, until his fourth birthday. His dad takes him out to play, and they meet a venerable immortal who has come down from the mountain. An Qi can't help taking a second look at the big dog that serves as the immortal's mount.

His dad asks him, "An'an, do you like it?"

An Qi gazes longingly at the big dog, then shakes his head. "An'an doesn't like it."

The man falls into thought.

The next day, An Qi gets a birthday present: a puppy almost exactly like the mount, only much smaller.

His dad asks fondly, "An'an, do you like it?"

"I love it!"

An Qi is overjoyed, completely unaware of the puppy's resentful look at him and his dad.

Later, he takes a second look at a certain gorgeous woman.

The next day, the beautiful big sister shows up in his kitchen covered in wounds, grumbling as she chops vegetables and cooks for him.

An Qi peeks his little head in through the doorway. "Sister?"

Without turning around, the beautiful big sister snaps, "Don't ask! I chose to do this, all by myself!"

"Oh."

Later, he takes yet another look at a merperson.

That night, the merperson drags a long trail of blood to his doorstep and knocks.

The merperson's beautiful face twists as he forces out a smile. "An'an, I've come to sing for you."

An Qi says, "I don't want..."

The merperson cuts him off. "No, you really want to hear it."

And so, An Qi gradually gains a lot of "friendly" friends.

*

Later still, one day when Dad is away, the venerable immortal comes to the house looking for his missing mount.

The immortal says, "It looks like..."

An Qi tilts his head and looks at the dog.

"No, I mean you. You look like the son I've been missing for years."

An Qi: "?"

Dog: "?"

Is it normal these days to just claim random kids as your sons?

The immortal says Dad is a bad person and wants to take An Qi back to his real home.

Unfortunately, Dad comes back, sees the immortal, and starts fighting him without another word.

An Qi does as Dad says and runs down the mountain to hide. On the way, he meets the demon king, who has also come to look for his son.

And so, what began as a fight between two becomes three, then four, then five...

As An Qi frantically directs his friends to break up the fight, the System brings some bad news: They've transmigrated into the wrong book.

This is a dark novel where everyone is evil and completely insane, the kind of people who'll drag everyone down with them if they get even a little unhappy!

An Qi is shocked. "You mean my dad is that super-rich Demon Venerable?! He's rich, but he still steals my candy. Boohoo."

The System says, "Kid! You're missing the point! Look carefully: those people fighting are world-destroying archdemons! You picked the wrong harem-drama script!"

An Qi says, "That's even more upsetting QAQ"

*

The thing the Demon Venerable regrets most in this life is that his obsessive madness caused his son to die.

He searches every corner of the world for his son's whereabouts and swears a blood oath: If Heaven is kind enough to bring An'an back, he'll never let him shed another tear.

An'an likes the sect's sacred beast.

Fine, beat it up and bring it back to be a guard dog.

An'an likes the succubus queen.

Fine, beat her up too, and toss her into the kitchen to be his son's cook.

An'an likes a fish again.

Fine, beat it up again, drag it home, and make it sing him to sleep.

An'an likes someone else, too...

Whatever. Beat them all into submission and bring them back.

In the cultivation world, the strongest fist wins. He'll fulfill his son's every wish at any cost, and he doesn't care if people call him crazy.

He'll make sure his son is happy forever. Whatever his son says is right, and whatever his son does is good.

If those other guys dare try to take his kid, then they'll die, while he and his son live.

But he doesn't know that four other people feel the same way.

Theme: Treasure life