All My Boyfriends Are Nonhuman

Su He had a snow-white, beautiful face. Because he was sickly from childhood, he was raised to be both dazed and gentle. Before he died of illness, he was selected to enter a terrifying survival game.

"This is a card-drawing game. Players will randomly draw an identity card before the game starts. Please make sure your words and actions match your character."

Su He had terrible luck. Every character he drew was a cannon-fodder card with "asking for death" written all over it, the kind who'd be the first offered up to the Boss before the ending was revealed.

At first, the comments were full of malice:

[Constitution 5? A pretty face and nothing else, and such bad luck too. I bet he won't survive the first round!]

[Useless people belong as cannon fodder. It suits him :) ]

First instance:

"You are a gloomy, despicable stalker with an unrequited crush on the male idol who entered the competition with you. You secretly collect every one of his personal belongings. Then terror descends, and the people around you reveal their vicious fangs. Only the person you have a crush on remains cool and dependable, repeatedly helping you escape alive..."

After getting his identity card, Su He didn't notice the innuendo and malice behind it at all. He obeyed the tall, dependable male idol in everything and trusted him completely.

Viewers: [It's over, it's over. With brains like that, the streamer might as well kill himself. Don't come out and embarrass yourself!]

Until the final night, when darkness fell, the false mask of kindness crumbled. The man approached him, and tentacles emerged from a monster in the dark reflection.

Su He staggered, panicked, and tried to flee, but ran straight into the man's cold embrace.

A nonhuman limb caressed his pale cheek, radiating a ghostly chill. "Didn't you say you liked me?"

Su He: "..."

The comments excitedly listed all the ways he could die, practically holding him a funeral on the spot.

Su He was terrified out of his wits. His eyes shimmered with tears, and he stammered, "I-I like you..."

The monster gently kissed his fair cheek and threatened him. "Then be good. Keep liking me, and don't even think about running away from me."

As he spoke, he pulled the terrified, stiff human beauty into his arms.

Comments: [?, what's going on? Did this Boss glitch?]

[So weird! Let me watch again.]

Second instance:

Su He is a haughty, capricious young noble. He fawns on high-ranking ability users and looks down on everyone else, mercilessly humiliating low-ranking ability users who try to pursue him.

Their spaceship crash-lands on a planet crawling with vicious beasts. The high-ranking ability users prove all show and no substance, and are wiped out in no time.

In the end, only he and the low-ranking ability user he despised are left, relying on each other to survive.

Comments: [Heh, let's see how the streamer gets through this one just by relying on his looks. What Boss could stand being yelled at and kicked underfoot like that?]

Meanwhile, strange changes that defy all reason begin to happen to Su He. He starts hallucinating, seeing the vicious beasts as gods he worships.

The night of transformation arrives. Su He's mind is hazy as the person before him tears off his human skin, revealing his true nature as the Lord of the Vicious Beasts.

He gives a cruel sneer. "How does it feel to obey someone you used to look down on as inferior?"

Comments: [It's coming, it's coming! Righteous punishment!]

But then the half-beast, half-human Boss reaches out and presses a fingertip to the corner of the fragile, beautiful human's eye, leaving a faint red mark. He coaxes, "How did you insult me last time? Say it again."

"And those shorts you wore when you stepped on me last time? Find them and put them on. This time, I'll let you step on me somewhere else."

Comments: [???]

[Is this okay? Is this okay? Have today's Bosses lost all shame?]

[...I won't say who's getting into this.]

Later comments:

[Heh heh... heh heh... My body can keep up, give me more...]

[Is this Boss impotent? It's been three days and all he can do is talk tough. He doesn't even dare reach out a hand. What a joke. What kind of man is he?]

[Hurry up with the love triangle! Hurry up!]

In every instance, Su He gets bullied until his eyes turn red and his body trembles.

#Wasn't this supposed to be a survival game#

#How did it turn into a romance#

#You want my life and my **** too#

* Cute, soft, delicate bottom x monster top whose mind is full of nothing but his beloved

* One-on-one romance. No splitting unless the setting specifically calls for it. Monster romance, returning to wonderfully tacky tastes.

Theme: Beauty x monster