The Entire Galaxy Wants to Rent a Room from Me

[Worldbuilding and farming / exploration and management / lighthearted power fantasy] After successfully completing a hundred quick transmigration missions, Wen Ye was finally ready to retire. The System asked what kind of life he wanted. Thinking of all those countless days and nights of scheming, Wen Ye said, “I just want to go back to Earth and be an ordinary landlord. I want to lie around like a salted fish all day and make a fortune without lifting a finger.” The System waved its hand and rewarded him with a portable dimension. [Inside the dimension are countless types of properties for rent. Houses, farmland, oceans, mineral deposits: each comes with all the necessary paperwork and equipment. The Host can place and use them wherever they like, and collect rent.] [Thank you for your contributions to the Quick Transmigration Bureau. We will now open a passage for you to travel to Earth.] But a spatial distortion occurred along the way, and the passage that was supposed to open on Earth instead opened on the Netherworld Planet, where star beasts held sway. The moment Wen Ye opened his eyes, he found himself face-to-face with a blood-red gaze hidden in the dirt. * 3S star beasts are intelligent but savage and brutal. Following their instincts, they occupy the sands and caves, often devouring one another to fight over territory. One day, a young man suddenly appeared. Standing between two star beasts, he earnestly urged them, “Look how hard and cold it is to live in this sandy wasteland. I’ve got two giant Mongolian yurts, each with a 24-hour temperature-control system and soft, comfortable wool carpeting throughout.” “For just two 3S core crystals a month, you can stop fighting, relax, and reach the pinnacle of beastly life!” “So, what do you say? Interested in renting one to try?” * Resources are scarce in the interstellar world, star beasts run rampant, and the living space available to humanity keeps shrinking. The empire’s housing and nutrient solutions are exorbitantly expensive, leaving ordinary people to struggle through life exposed to the elements. Then, one day, an interstellar fleet on patrol suddenly sent back footage. On the once-terrifying, gloomy Netherworld Planet, countless white domed buildings had sprung up. Star beasts lounged lazily inside, their very tail tips radiating an air of ease and comfort. That wasn’t all. Along the edge of the white buildings, the fleet also filmed vast stretches of lush green pasture, where countless chickens, ducks, cows, and sheep leaped and frolicked. Every one of them was plump and looked delicious. The people of the interstellar world were dumbfounded. Where had all these buildings, plants, and animals come from? At that moment, the camera focused on a young man crouched outside the pasture, muttering to himself as he drew circles on the ground. Just as everyone assumed he was a lunatic, the earth he had circled suddenly trembled. Countless streams of water surged forth, converging in the blink of an eye into a vast, shimmering sea! Schools of fish leaped out of the water! The young human nodded with satisfaction, then turned to shout at the star beasts, “Want a fresh fishing ground? The rent is only five crystal cores!” At this, the entire interstellar population erupted! This had to be a miracle bestowed by a god! The empire immediately issued a new order: Bring that young man back at all costs! They could afford the rent, too! No! They could pay even more! My next book is Reincarnated as a Robot, Forced to Become the Strongest. You can find it by visiting my author page, darlings~ If you like it, please add it to your favorites~ Blurb: Other people transmigrate: get a golden finger, slap faces, make a comeback, and reach the pinnacle of life. Yu Jiu transmigrates: three minutes until she’s scrapped and recycled. The IR series of bionic robots has reached the end of its service life, and all units across the city are to be recalled for recycling. The former mechanical engineering prodigy, now the IR robot Yu Jiu with nothing left but her head after being taken apart, fell silent for three seconds. “...This isn’t a big deal. I’ve ended up right back where I belong.” After charging up, piecing together a body, and escaping the recycling center, Yu Jiu stood in the dazzling steel city of the future, where she happened upon a military recruitment vehicle. Amid the commotion, she heard only three things. Meals, lodging, and job placement included. Yu Jiu, who was so broke she didn’t even have pockets: “I’m in.” But after joining the military, Yu Jiu discovered that jobs with few requirements and great benefits usually came with a huge catch. For example, she had just become an honorable cannon fodder grunt. Her only mission was to draw out the alien species and give the follow-up troops an opening with her life. To stay alive, Yu Jiu had no choice but to push her mechanical body to its absolute limits. While others ate, she secretly oiled herself and frantically uploaded The Complete Guide to Combat Moves into her memory. While others slept, she quietly plugged herself into eighteen chargers and assembled all sorts of weapons from scavenged mechanical parts, hiding them inside her body. Gradually, the alien species began to sense that something was wrong. There was only one person on the other side, so how did it seem like they were firing ten thousand artillery shells? Yu Jiu: “Thanks for asking. I can take on an entire army by myself.” * For more than seventy years since its founding, the Federation’s highest-honor military university had served as a place for the upper echelons of the military districts to train their successors. It had never opened admissions to the public. But this year, the list of new students included the name of a self-taught infantrywoman. As the fastest-promoted infantrywoman, Yu Jiu was admitted to the military university as an exception. A scion of a prominent family was extremely unhappy and threatened to have her expelled, claiming she would lower the quality of the student body. But not long after, when alien species attacked the city, Yu Jiu grabbed him with one hand and swung him out of the mouth of a high-level alien. Yu Jiu: “Shut up and get behind me.” The young heir sobbed, “Sis, you’ll always be my big sis!” That day, Yu Jiu killed more alien species by herself than all the scions of prominent families in her year had killed combined. She became famous throughout the military university after a single battle. After the siege ended, the scions of prominent families were thoroughly impressed. “Sis, I have just one question. Where exactly did you pull that whole battalion of unmanned tanks from?” Reader’s note: The female lead is a weapon girl, a genuine humanoid weapon. Theme: Break through the constraints of life and cultivate an unyielding spirit in adversity. As long as you keep a kind heart and treat others with integrity, the world will always repay you with a smile and good fortune.