How Could I, Raised in the Flower Kingdom, Be Gin?!

Irreverent blurb:

Question: What should I do if I become a liquor in the distillery? Asking online, help urgently!

Thanks for asking. I'm in Japan and just got off the plane. I can't reveal my actual name, so just call me the successor to socialism. My codename is Red Star Erguotou (crossed out) Gin. To put it simply, I'm a bottle of fake liquor, a bona fide double agent, here to help build a wonderful socialist waterworks (?).

Serious blurb:

Mo Zhen still couldn't figure out how, as a native of China, he ended up joining an organization that was obviously full of villains. What? He's an undercover agent? That makes sense. But why is his codename Gin?! Isn't Red Star Erguotou better? I'm the successor to socialism, for crying out loud!

# What happens when Gin grows up in an irreverent China?

# Top Killer of the Organization, please stop lying to new recruits. Your codename really isn't Red Star Erguotou!

# Whiskey Trio, please don't trust this fake codename, for crying out loud!

This is all about tormenting Gin (like.jpg).

The distillery's only real liquor has defected. Time to rename it the waterworks (?).

Anyway, this is an impulsive story inspired by a late-night homework session. The blurb is pretty bad.

Also, China really is irreverent. This is a crossover with lots of anime, but mainly Detective Conan.

The author is a prolific procrastinator, so don't get your hopes up. OVO

Theme: Promoting socialism (())